“But what if I need to punch a werewolf?”
-Our Monk after being told he couldn’t silver his fists
Dude, just get a silver cestus.
Wait, what are Jorfloobs for then, does the dude produce milk?
AnonymousGordlbeez anon, did they not teach you basic Tamaranean Sex Education in high school?
The Tamaranean female is physically large, broad shouldered and has a bushy red beard, all to scare off preadators. She also has powerful abdominal muscles to protect the incubating young, and to propel the egg up the throat a few weeks before it hatches.
Meanwhile the male has a more slender and agile build, better suited to slipping through the narrow burrows of prey animals. However, this does of course mean that the male body has both less surface area to absorb the sunlight needed for generating starbolts, and less room to store vital water deposits over the dry season. The Jorfloob organs solve both of these problems in the form of a pair of squishy sacks that store highly pressurised water and increase the total surface area of the skin. As large jorfloobs have an obvious advantage in terms of evolutionary pressures, they took on a secondary role as an important part of their already elaborate mating dances.
Man, you’d think Earth would make more effort to understand it’s close galactic neighbours after all the times it’s been invaded.
A college project that I worked on. A series of what happens when a ghost girl named Erma tries to live a normal life amongst others.
please keep making these.
That is adorable
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Okay, so my question here is how does one get the job where your title is “drug expert” and you hang out with Leo Dicaprio
I’m pretty ignorant when it comes to most celebrities, but Leonardo DiCaprio is one I always like. Something about him, I really enjoy his movies.
Info from Facebook Group
(Since the images didn’t work last time, going to post the URLs)
First off, I want to say that I do not wish Maia to harm herself, If anything, I want her to seek help. Maia, if you are reading this, please get help.
So this is how it all went down. Maia joined a Facebook Flight Rising group I am in. At first, everything was fine. She was being friendly, and giving away stuff to members. Then she started showing her true colors. She began asking for free things, expecting people to discount things waaaay down for her. And when she didn’t get her way, she threw fits.
Then came THE post.
This is what was posted in this thread.
(In this post, names are color coded to protect the identity of those involved. Same color = same person)
While more was said, these are not my screenshots. After she had been called out about her comments, she deleted them and pretended they didn’t happen. I came in after the ‘clean up.’
After these posts, she was warned. Still, she continued. And thus…
She has since been kicked from the group, and made her own.
Extra links for proof.
http://anonrising.dreamwidth.org/3214.html?thread=10400398#cmt10400398
http://dramarising.tumblr.com/post/106947771404/thank-you-fr-and-notn-event-for-destroying-my
sigh I knew she was bullshitting everyone
go fucking figure but it aint my problem any more, she’s digging herself in to a ditch by being a selfish whiny child everywhere she goes
She sunk $100+ into that game? isn’t that money she could have been saving to get away from her abusive family?
what the hell is “doxxing” anyway
Putting someones private information online for people to see.
Like their full name, address, email and phone number.
I just put my fist clean through my wall again.
Well, I say again, but it’s a new house with new walls, so I guess it’s the first hole.
I’ll just hang a picture over it like usual.
It’s how you mark your territory. It isn’t your house until you punch a hole in it.
