snakegay:

i hate the tech industry so much. FUCK apple. i hate minimalism and sleekness. oooohhh  we made this computer the thickness and weight of a piece of construction paper. you cant plug anything into it and it has 2 gb of storage space. ooooh it has no power button isnt that conceptual? look at how sleek it is. its battery lasts 5 minutes and if you touch it with any more force than the gentlest whisper of a rose petal it will shatter and we intentionally designed it to be impossible to repair on your own. it will break on its own in a year tops. ooh its so sleek and efficient

aeritus:

quick thing before working on commissions :P

-COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN-

smug-mercy:

wtfisgoingonews:

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Hey, remember when yall couldn’t shit the fuck up about Chinese propaganda on tik tok? Hope yall warriors against propaganda have the same energy ready for Instagram

tomatograter:

NEW OMEGA KIDS… i think tavros english looks like jade

nessamiibo:

asexualconnor:

asexualconnor:

Gonna have myself a delicious chocolate croissant.

But I better heat it up first. Much yummier that way.

The question I’ve gotten the most on this trapdoor murder basement microwave post is “why???” and while there is a perfectly reasonable explanation, I’m tempted to let it remain a mystery.

However one thing that saddens me is the fact that no one has noticed you have to pretty much stand on top of an actual well to use the microwave.

killzaminecraft:

:)

stygiandyke:

stygiandyke:

not to be like normal people scare me but i just had to explain the concept of a wizard to a guy whose brain is apparently so untainted by any kind of media he did not know what a wizard was

hilarioushumorfromouterspace:

ravensnowmain:

This sums up all three characters perfectly!

C-3PO: Could solve everything right now but he was designed by an angsty child and must make things difficult. It’s in his programming.

Han: Is use to being around other scoundrels who have no qualms about shooting their way out/are generally competent and is getting really sick of C-3PO’s “proper” shit.

Luke: Knows full well he could get them all out of this right now but they’ve got time and Han’s reaction is just too good.