water is wet
the sun is hot
leaves are green
Republicans are white
Squares have 4 sides
Human are tasty
Robin: GAH! What the hell is that?
Starfire: ...My penis?
Robin: Oh god am I dating some sort of weird futa alien
Starfire: ...Futa? Robin this isn't time for your glarfleeke Earth words.
Robin: Are you male and female at the same time?
Starfire: ...I'm male, is that not obvious from my long attention grabbing hair, high pitched masculine voice and the engorged jorfloobs on my chest used in the sexy dance of one thousand butts to signal mating intent much like the Earth Peacock?
Robin: But you've been answering to "she" this entire time!
Starfire: I believe we may have had the misunderstanding as to what the pronouns indicate.
Robin: What about that huge guy with the beard when we visited your planet?
Starfire: My Grandmother? Okay, okay, let's just be clear here... You are?
Robin: Male.
Starfire: And friend Raven is...
Robin: Female.
Starfire: What is wrong with this gleepsnarkle planet.
I don’t blame smarty, he’s a combination between an analyst and a therapist. He’s an analrapist
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Pirate pons
Going to sort this out in “Definitely will use”, “Close but not quite” and “Didn’t hit the mark”. It’s no offense to anyone, I just got more submissions than I thought and I didn’t give a lot of specifics. So uhh yes here we go
Didn’t hit the mark:
These ones just didn’t really work for what I was going for, I really appreciate the designs though and the creators are welcome to do what they want with their pons, be it keeping them or giving them away or whatever.
Main reasons they didn’t work was because they were a little too down and dirty wheras the pirates I need are a little more dapper and arrogant.
betty-tea-dead submitted to jitterbugjive:Because every crew needs lost soul.
“Sometimes things happ’n an ya don’ figure it all out in time. One day yer practicin’ yer numbers an’ letters and the next yer snatching the beads off some lass’s neck fer bits. It happ’ns.”
Since I don’t want to make you rewrite anything or make you feel bad for ignoring whatever dribble drabble is in my head about this oaf, thats all I’ll leave you with. I hope you like him!
dream-alex submitted to jitterbugjive:I knew you were asking for pirate ponies, so… I made this one quickly. ;w; Let me know if you want her or not, because if not, I have a small plan for her.
amnesiaponyposts submitted to jitterbugjive:I made you a pirate pony.I hope you like her ^^
a-random-mod submitted to jitterbugjive:Another pirate for your crew. The prosthetic leg is wooden and I suck at designing cloths.
I have the headcanon that you can tell which regeneration a pony time lord is on by how much sand on their hourglass has fallen
1. Kuzco is an Emperor.
2. Kuzco identifies as an Emperor.
3. He is not a princess. He does not identify as a princess.
4. Calling him a princess because he doesn’t adhere to the white western interpretation of masculinity and because he’s “sassy” is sexist, racist, and reinforces the gender binary.
5. It’s really crappy.
6. Your sense of humor is tired and it sucks.
7. Calling him a princess throws off his groove
I don’t remember what inspired me to do this.
But anyways, have some badly drawn fanart :D
It’s not the dark people fear, but what hides within.
Player: “They don’t give a ship”
DM: “Okay, next player to make a pun gets minus 50 exp.”
Player: “I want to talk to the water nixies”
DM: “About what”
Player: “Current events”
DM: “Okay, next player to make a pun gets minus 50 exp.”
Player: “I want to talk to the water nixies”
DM: “About what”
Player: “Current events”
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