The difference between a fedora and trilby. Know the difference and don’t insult the hat, insult the people who misname and misuse them.
Me: Where are the owls? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?
Hooters Waitress: Please sir, you're causing a fuss and disturbing the other customers-
Me: *banging my hands rhythmically on the table* WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?
SHE PAINTED A CAR PINK AND PEOPLE ARE GETTING MAD ABOUT IT OMG IF SHE HAS THE MONEY JUST LET HER SPEND IT ON CUTE FRIVOLOUS THINGS, LOOK HOW SLAMMIN’ HER CAR LOOKS BTW LIKE DANG WHAT IS THE PROBLEM, SHE IS NOT HARMING U IN ANYWAY I DON’T UNDERSTAND
A) That car is hot as shit and I love it
B) Are we really going to pretend that a matte pink paint job is the worst custom that somebody’s done on a Lambo?
^Yes, that is Chris Brown
HOW DAR WOMAN DO THING FOR SELF
THING NOT FOR MAN
NOT EVEN MAN-APPROVED
HOW DAR
EVERYTHING RUINED NOW!!!!!!!!
WOMAN DID THING TO CAR
CAR MAN THING
RRHGHHHHH
I see your embarrassing celebrity lambos and raise you FUCKING DEADMAU5’S MEMEMOBILE
Reblogging for the mememobile.
I want five of those and not the camo ones.
I especially want the one with the dragon and girl.
This should be a book for kids.
No. In the second pic, he is using bandages to bind. That is not okay. That can cause serious health issues and can basically make all the skin underneath dead. Never use bandages to bind.
anxiety.
Or, you know, you could just stop saying sorry.
I take it you don’t have anxiety.
You can’t “just stop saying sorry”. You do something, something so little, like accidentally bump into someone. You feel horrible about it. Your brain starts panicking and you have trouble trying to breathe. You stutter an apology. They say it’s okay, but you accidentally do it again, and you apologize again. They just say “Aha, you can stop saying sorry.” And you feel horrible that you’ve probably made them angry or upset, so you mutter out an apology for the third stupid time, and they just say to stop saying sorry. Stop saying sorry.
You can’t just tell someone to stop saying you’re sorry.
I want that comment on flyers so I can hang them in my school
reblogging this one for the GOOD commentary.
Instead of “stop saying sorry!” try “oh, no need to apologise” or similar
The thing about “stop saying sorry” is that anxiety feels like you are doing everything wrong so you have to apologize for everything and when people tell you to stop, it feels like you are apologizing wrong. And everything you do is wrong. And you suck at everything. The reason people apologize so much is because their brain tells them every little thing they do is wrong and they should feel bad.
how come john lennon was shot by a fan and robin thicke still lives
yes hello police i would like to report SHOTS FIRED
But not at robin thicke
Last Meals of Inmates on Death Row
Single black olive with a pit in it
WOW!
Also, there was a man who requested for a vegetarian pizza to be donated.
wasn’t there someone who ordered super expensive food that totaled to be a couple hundred dollars and then refused to eat it after it was made?
Hi y’all You all should sign and share this petition to Obama to enact a law called Leelah’s Law to Ban Transgender Conversion Therapy
This was Leelah Alcorn’s last wish, please share
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