clairefrasersbitch:

moodboard

liberalsarecool:

#MedicareForAll

pardon-my-venting:

I think it’s funny how the last panel is a pretty good representation of what would happen

woodlights:

people who have tons of ocs are so powerful…how do you do it…got the population of france living in ur head…meanwhile if i don’t obsessively think about the same two dumbasses i’ll die

murkmen:

skynya:

murkmen:

need a girl to groom my fur until i am buoyant enough to swim

hey liz what does this mean

toastynoneofyourbusiness:

Everyone always admires SCP for the horror. But NOBODY talks about how genuinely funny some of them are (and no, I’m not counting J’s):

• The box that is entirely designed to piss off the nearest person in the vicinity in an extremely specific and personalized manner
• The pills that were intended to give whoever swallowed them radiation poisoning, but instead make them explode with bananas
• The roll of infinite toilet paper that abides by the laws of conservation of energy, thus causing nuclear explosions if too much or too little is used
• The tub and water who each have their own respective personalities and constantly argue about communism vs. capitalism
• The tomatoes that throw themselves at you at a speed relative to how terrible you joke is
• A coffee machine with a keypad that dispenses (almost) any liquid
• A guy that is constantly lost, can’t be tracked, and anyone who finds him gets lost with him
• A statue who moves when you stop looking at it, but instead of snapping your neck, it just tries to startle you
• Three words: The Nerfing Gun
• A Wendy’s with a haunted bottomless freezer that sometimes plays Frank Sinatra
• A bag of inifinite potatoes
• I am a toaster

transmasc-positive:

silver-tongues-blog:

opalescentdragon:

lunarcanine:

dragon-in-a-fez:

consider: teenagers aren’t apathetic about everything they’re just used to you shitting all over whatever they show excitement about

Teen: *gets a job*

“I GOT THE JOB!”

Parents: Well, when I was your age, I already had 5 jobs and was supporting my family

Teen: *gets all A’s*

“I worked really hard!”

Parents: Well, of course you did, this is the expectation, not a celebration.

probably why so many teens take to social media where they can enthusiastically share their interests and achievements and get positive feedback that their parents never gave

Also they only place value on whatever the deem worthy. It only seems like we don’t care because we’re not putting energy into what you say is important.

rosexknight:

musashi:

layserwulf:

obfuscatingreality:

edge-level-100:

sonansu:

EVISCERATED

For those that don’t know, Brock’s mom and dad both bailed on their kids to go dreamchasing for a bit and he had to look after NINE siblings on his own

In other words,

SHOTS FIRED

Brock also just kind of left those same 9 siblings so he could travel the world with a 12 year old and his electric rat

Brock literally hung tight until his dad came home, gave said dad a stern shit-talking about how much of a worthless deadbeat he was to his face, refused to set one foot out of Pewter City until he was sure the dude would stay and take care of his damn kids, and then left to follow the dreams he was never allowed to follow because he was too busy cleaning up his parents goddamn mistakes.

But, like, go off, I guess.

On this blog we stan Brock.

that-catholic-shinobi:

i’m sorry i’m laughing but this gif set is usually paired with Anakin being a good kind person which makes it sad, but a perspective of Obi Wan telling Luke blatant lies is hilarious

aperture-of-consciousness:

2012 might as well of had people shitting in the streets and dying from the plague it was such a dark period in human history