I should write a book and say in the book that it’s 100% true and everyone who says it isn’t is wrong because it says it’s true in the book and that other people are wrong.
found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom
i just love the sassy ones
‘it doesn’t feel good’ 'neither does sleeping alone bitch’ 'maybe u should try the next size down lol’
'it spoils the mood’ 'so does your attitude’
That last gif….
no but the best part was that, instead of disputing everything Ham said, Bill Nye taught all who were listening about evolution and earth history. While Ham always went “no you’re wrong” Mr. Nye was just “yes yes, but have you guys heard about this-….”
Bill Nye fucking LOVES science and I fucking LOVE Bill Nye
Bill Nye is the best.
Here’s the debate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9yQEG7mlTU
Pizza vs. Your Crush
While your crush is beautiful, so is pizza. You get the same butterflies in your stomach when your crush talks to you as when the delivery guy rings the doorbell.
Domino’s has a Pizza Tracker. Your crush does not. Unpredictability is your crush’s downfall.
The winner in this battle royale is pizza.
Pizza vs. Your Crush
Why not just date a pizza delivery person so you can have both?
Tumblr promotes blogs I dont like on my dashboard only to make me hate and despite them at some point for no justfied reason.
Xkit has an extension to prevent suggested blogs
almost-always-eventually-right:
DEATH TO TRANSPHOBIA
I regret writing this card, it was a mean, cheap joke. We took it out of the game a while ago.
thanks! I wish that more people in comedy realized they could just, uh, do this, and not throw a big fucking stink about it, and go on to make more jokes that are good instead of bad. It is strange that so many people seem to imagine that a simple and sincere apology is a difficult or terrible thing to give.
Cards Against Humanity is a group of people writing immensely offensive joke prompts and punchlines for a living, and if they’re collectively a better person than you are when it comes to being called out on offensive language and jokes, you should really reconsider your behavior.
This is encouraging.
Transvestite =/= transgender btw
Some people just like wearing the cloths of the other gender. Some can pass as the other gender. And people can still do this while being comfortable with the gender they were born as.
