sometimes i think i’m arrogant but then i remember that julius caesar was kidnapped by cicilian pirates and when they demanded a ransom of 620 kgs of silver he got mad because he thought he was worth more than that and made them raise it to 1550 kg
He has also recited his own poetry to them.
hades isn’t a badass. hades named his three-headed-guard-of-the-underworld-dog spot. hades whispers to his flowers to make them grow. hades grows fruit. there’s no sun in the underworld.
hades isn’t a badass. stop saying this false thing
#persephone sets up wifi in the underworld and hades spends all day watching vine compilations (via bralpha)
For the first time in forever I actually managed to fall asleep at a reasonable hour and wake up at a reasonable hour.
Client: “I googled my name and there is some nasty stuff about me on the Internet. There is this guy saying in his blog that I am an idiot. I want you to remove that blog and block the Internet if they write shit about me.”
Us: “We cannot do that.”
Client: “Well, get someone else to do it then. I want every nasty stuff about me removed from the Internet today, and make sure nobody can write bad things about me. I want you to control the Internet.”
Us: “We can’t control it and neither can you.”
Client: “Right, if you won’t do it I’ll find someone who will.”
Us: “Good luck, let us know if you succeed.”
I wanna imagine that OP is the one running the blog calling him an idiot.
But guys. What if…
darkflames-secret-luna-corner:
What if the reason we get so attached to fictional characters is because they were supposed to be our soulmates but we were born in different universes
Why would you do this
*waterfall of tears*
goddammit
Write a book about that.
My kink is being a Texan and saying Happy Holidays to Christian white people and having them passive aggressively reply Merry Christmas to me, knowing that they will go home and write a lengthy Facebook dissertation about the war on Christianity that I’ve begun to wage in my humble Jamba Juice. That really gets me going
Horrific train wreck, no survivors
There’s probably someone on mobile who can’t see this gif load, and thinks someone posted some actually horrifying thing like this caption. And that thought makes me smile inexplicably.
What do you mean, this is one of the worst train wrecks I’ve ever seen. I am not surprised there weren’t any survivors. I mean, some bystanderds probably died from all the debris.
okay seriously reblog if you’re older than 12
COME ON PEOPLE, THERE HAS GOT TO BE MORE.
Im older then 12 aright
12 yr old me was the kind of kid who says “Smoke weed every day” and makes women in the kitchen jokes and I hate him and want to punch him. I am glad that a lot can change in seven years.
the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu
See also:
Blood is thicker than waterThe blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.
