Silver Tongue

ndiecity:

shittyelderscrollspredictions:

ES6 will feature a quest featuring two wizards who live in opposing towers who both hate each other because the others tower is taller and they keep using magic to make their own taller. You can solve their issue in several ways. By killing one or both of them, or you can blow up both of their wizard towers so that nobody has the tallest. Or you can join in on their pettiness and build your own very tall wizard tower.

this is already better than the civil war questline

two towers, both alike in dignity…

yangsass:
“superamatista:
“ riverdoge:
“ mellinth:
“ breastforce:
“ This is the most disgusting card I’ve ever seen literally it’s only purpose is so you can sit there with a shit-eating grin while your opponent is forced to shake your hand right...

yangsass:

superamatista:

riverdoge:

mellinth:

breastforce:

This is the most disgusting card I’ve ever seen literally it’s only purpose is so you can sit there with a shit-eating grin while your opponent is forced to shake your hand right before you completely destroy them. This is an entirely different level of disrespect.

@rocksthosesocks

this card is banned from tournaments because it would cause actual physical fights

#also people would like spit in their hands before using it lmao

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unclefather:

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literally losing my mind at this. this person is going places

typhlonectes:

tiktokstowatch:

Cat plays theremin

If you feel uncomfortable in that shell of a body.. why not make one you're comfortable in? if you even need a shell at all.

Anonymous

Well, Azzy... would you like to try some different pronouns? Maybe that'll help.

Anonymous