Satan calm down
Nah, this was in the overwolrd, not the nether. It wasn’t satan, it was far worse. It was a player who was angry at the owner, watched a lot of team exitium (who I cannot find any videos which is a shame because they had a bunch of great videos) and had a flint & steel.
My most evil minecraft story is that one day, I made a short underground tunnel system that ran under all the player houses and set them on fire from below before covering the tunnel up. when players were distracted by the fires, I would break the chests in other houses and burn everything inside. So eventually the whole town was burned. All the stuff was lost and it was because the owner pissed me off. It was all on lan and we were all in the same room. She came and unplugged my computer but I had my revenge. I don’t know why I was thinking about this.
Okay, but in the Avatar AU can we name the Doll × Mike ship BOILING WATER!?
mysticbaconslice:
OH MY GOD OH JT GOS OSIWKENEJ YES BOILING WATER OMFG
I bet things would get steamy
casualcissexism:
darksungwyndolin:
jesus mario what is your damage
THIS IS THE MOST FUCKED UP THING IVE EVER SEEN
In mario tennis, if you get gold as luigi, this happens.

Mario is an asshole.
adurot:
hbreckel:
sherlocked-in-the-impala:
the-goddamazon:
xsongmihix:
cadyanne94:
Dedicated to all my fellow retail employees
All of these are oh so painfully true.
I DO NOT MISS THIS LIFE AT ALL JESUS
Can’t wait to be done with this shit
I no longer work retail but I remember all this and my heart goes out to all the retail/foodservice/customer service/etc people this weekend. Having worked retail for years I try to be polite as possible and tip extra well when I go to restaurants.
We had a gal come in and yell at us because shed been sitting in her car outside for an hour and we didnt open an hour early for her
It’s not a retail story but it is one of shitty customers.
We had to deliver two extra pizzas to a customer because he claimed we gave him a thin crust rather than a regular crust and we had to explain that our regular crusts are pretty thin but they didn’t listen. Anywho, I drive out to them (It’s on the edge of our area and I always have to go to that complex) and he was yelling at me shit like “You gave us a thin again!”
I explained once more “That is our regular. our thins are paper thin.”
“I don’t see why it’s so expensive” (These two particular pizzas were free because we had to prove it was our regular)
“Because we have pizza that doesn’t taste like cardboard and is made after you order it, rather than hours before.”
“I don’t see why I have to pay so much”
I then got back. They called the manager to complain about the size again and the price. Manager told him if he wants to eat packing foam, he can order from the papa johns across the street from the complex. That costumer is banned from our store.
I need to watch over the garden wall
Send my muse a couple stars
✪ = I wanna kill you
✪✪ = I hate you
✪✪✪ = I kinda dislike you
✪✪✪✪ = You’re okay
✪✪✪✪✪ = Whoa you’re kinda cute
✪✪✪✪✪✪ = Stop being so perfect
✪✪✪✪✪✪✪ = *nosebleed*
✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪ = oh god you are hella sexy
✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪ = I wanna have sex with you
✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪ = Marry me
Excuse you but
✪✪✪✪✪✪✪= Rise Shenron
jitterbugjive:
I don’t get why people think marriage has anything to do with a family unit TBH, since plenty of kids have not married parents and single parents and people can have kids outside of marriage ._.
Not to mention that the “It’s unnatural” argument falls flat when people point out that many bird, dogs, sea mammals and other animals have homosexuality within their species.
supahbecci:
i just had the best town of salem game where i was GF. the mayor revealed d1, and our disguiser disguised as him and the janitor cleaned him. next day the disguiser, “mayor” asked everyone to whisper their roles to him and everyone happily told their roles
This is why I always pay attention to the mayor votes. If the revealed mayor does not vote 3 then it’s a dis.