Silver Tongue
becauselogicwarframe:
“ meficrow:
“ >random guy in shit tier iron armor shows up one day saying a dragon is burning down a city
>don’t know why the guards let him in
>figure I can throw another body at my court wizard so I shuffle him over
>Comes...

becauselogicwarframe:

meficrow:

>random guy in shit tier iron armor shows up one day saying a dragon is burning down a city
>don’t know why the guards let him in
>figure I can throw another body at my court wizard so I shuffle him over
>Comes back with arrows sticking out of his body and holding the tablet out for my court wizard like its nothing
>Hear reports someone killed literally every bandit, rat, wolf, and rabbit between here and the spot he was sent
>I now need to get this pain immune lunatic murderer out of my city.
>Dragon shows up
>Ohthankthegods
>Send the guy out on a suicide mission to kill a dragon
>End of my worries
>He comes back, apparently having killed the dragon and eaten its soul
>According to reports just stood there and let the dragon burn him while chugging addictive and dangerous health potions he made himself.
>Now standing in front of me eating an entire bushel of apples, two loaves of bread, and an entire side of beef while everyone looks on in horror and disgust
>Need to get him away from my children as fast as possible
>Tell him he needs to climb the tallest mountain in Skyrim and stay with the Graybeards
>He leaves without a word
>Hopefully thats the last I’ll see of him.

FUCK

pretty-boy-troye:

andythelemon:

themadeye:

imagenaryfriend:

Harry Potter as a teen comedy…

Seriously, I will reblog everytime. Whoever did this, I have eternal love for you.

THIS IS THE MOST PERFECT THING EVER.

I will never get over this

Can I just say, I would totally watch a teen comedy if it took place in a world where magic is the norm?

crunchy-sheep:

nillyandthefunkybunch:

how-queen-chelle-stole-christmas:

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we seriously need to talk more about Olive the Other Reindeer

OMG!!!

OMG!!!!

lizzymodblog:
“cptwaddledoo:
“ lizzymodblog:
“ oh
”
Friendly reminder that 20 thousand people are watching your every words and judging you with everything you post and if you post one thing people don’t agree with they will let you know with death...

lizzymodblog:

cptwaddledoo:

lizzymodblog:

oh

Friendly reminder that 20 thousand people are watching your every words and judging you with everything you post and if you post one thing people don’t agree with they will let you know with death threats and doxxing because that’s how tumblr do.

that says 20 thousand posts, you dummy

you really think i have 20 thousand followers? pfft. i’ve barely got 550.

I almost have 500

fatherlordzukoz:

thefemslasher:

cunafish:

flukeoffate:

jeza-red:

marrymejasonsegel:

Men of color and the Disney characters they have played

…THAT WAS SAMUEL L JACKSON?!?!?!?

GEORGE TAKEI? Mulan just got a million more points from me.

THAT WAS BD WONG WHAT THE HELL

BD WONG AND MIGUEL FERRER. I’M FUCKING DYING HERE. 

NICK FURY WAS THE ONE ASKING WHERE HIS SUPERSUIT WAS

WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH…
DARTH VADER WAS MUFASA!?

fat-femme-queen:
“ hellominako:
“ So fucking relevant and so fucking accurate.
”
the fucked up reality of our society
”

fat-femme-queen:

hellominako:

So fucking relevant and so fucking accurate.

the fucked up reality of our society

mediocre-latinist:
“ classwaru:
“ “I’ve seen a ton on the facebooks about "thanking veterans for their service.” As a veteran let me just be very straightforward and honest with you. We didn’t “serve our country”; we don’t actually serve our...

mediocre-latinist:

classwaru:

“I’ve seen a ton on the facebooks about "thanking veterans for their service.” As a veteran let me just be very straightforward and honest with you. We didn’t “serve our country”; we don’t actually serve our brothers/sisters or our neighbors. We serve the interests of Capital. We never risked our lives or spent months on deployment away from our family and friends so they can have this abstract concept called “freedom”. We served big oil; big coal; Coca-Cola; Kellogg, Brown, and Root and all the other big Capital interests who don’t know a fucking thing about sacrifice. These people will never have to deal with the loss of a loved one or the physical and/or psychological scars that those who “serve”, and their families, have to deal with for the rest of their lives. The most patriotic thing someone can do is to tell truth to power and dedicate yourself to building power to overthrow these sociopathic assholes. I served with some of the most real and genuine people I’ve ever met. You’ll never see solidarity like the kind of solidarity you experience when your life depends on the person next to you. But most of us didn’t join for that; we joined because we were fucking poor and didn’t have many other options.“

— An anti-capitalist veteran

we joined because we were fucking poor and didn’t have many other options

but isn't that the more reason y being homosexual is against nature. if it brings about horrible life threatening diseases than shouldn't that be enough of an eye opener. i'm all for loving whomever you want, but we're all tested in different ways & with extremely difficult things. being gay is one of them. i can look at a same gender & think they're attractive but going beyond that is wrong. anyways i just want to know your opinion on it. lets have a healthy debate ok? much love.
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themidwifeisin:

md-admissions:

I assume you are referencing the article on the FDA easing the ban on homosexual and bisexual men donating blood that I posted. May I also assume that you have decided that a scientifically-based decision that could save lives is grounds to “debate” scientifically inaccurate personal opinions? That has nothing to do with the article itself? 

In the great words of Neil DeGrasse Tyson:

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I assume that the “horrible life threatening diseases”, you allude to all arise from HIV, given the nature of the article. I’d like to note at this time that the article is not exclusive to homosexual men.

Therefore, I surmise that you are fishing for an angry response and trolling. 

Well, you have earned yourself a science lesson. 

First know that HIV is life threatening only when it is not treated. With appropriate treatment, HIV is something people can live with for decades thanks to modern medicine, with an excellent quality of life and few side-effects. So long as medication is taken, HIV positive individuals have undetectable virus levels (making clinically free of disease and virtually unable to transmit the disease) so they do not pass it on to their partners. I met a guy in his 70s with HIV. He takes his meds, recently retired from a very industrious professional life. He has a partner and kids who have never had to fear getting the virus from him. The worst thing he’s ever gotten in his life was diabetes, because he likes sweets.

I met another kid, a teenager, who got it from his girlfriend. He refused to take meds because “only fags get HIV” and he came in septic with disseminated fungal disease in his spinal fluid, his abdomen, everywhere inside him. If he had taken medication, he would never have had his 4 week hospital stay, stuck full of IVs, miserable and angry.

Second, HIV and STIs are not exclusive or across-the-map increased in frequency in MSM (men who have sex with men). Interestingly, it’s on the rise amongst those who engage  in heterosexual sex because they are not as aware of the risks and consequences of unprotected sex. This is true in America and internationally. 

Perhaps most critically (and ergo in bold), I would like to point out is that homophobia, expressed anonymously on the internet or in person, directly influences the health and wellbeing of others.

The CDC states that “homophobia, stigma, and discrimination are social determinants of health that can affect physical and mental health.” That’s right. Homophobia impacts the ability for individuals whom you do not know to access appropriate healthcare, get the medications they need, and stay healthy. It is because of homophobia that many people still refuse treatment or, worse, are refused treatment for HIV. It is because of homophobia that well intentioned individuals cannot give blood donations that we desperately need.  (link for more reading can be found here)

Let me end with a story: I’m taking care of a patient right now who needs a pack of blood every two days or she’ll bleed to death before we can get her on chemotherapy. She’s a nice, 60 something year old Catholic lady who tells me she prays for me when I see her in the mornings, even though I’m not religious. Every time she gets a blood transfusion, she prays for the person who gave her that blood. She always say that it doesn’t matter who this person is or what they do, they did a good deed that is saving her life. I agree with her.

Thanks to good science, excellent medical and pharmaceutical advances, wonderful public health work, and the hard work of activists and practically minded individuals, homosexual and bisexual men now have an opportunity to do a great thing. A great thing that is guaranteed to save lives. Maybe the life of my 60 year old patient. Maybe mine. Maybe yours. 

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Perfect!

Give this person an award

drawponies:

Christmas is coming soon!  Who will be under your mistletoe?

I am okay with this ship