Silver Tongue
zodiacmind:
“Fun facts about your sign here
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zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

adurot:

Wait… Were you quoting Doctor Who at me earlier, a-random-mod?

Indeed I was.

krxs10:

in case yall been sleeping here’s a reminder that we just shut down Mall Of America, the largest mall in the USA, to protest the wrongful deaths of young black men by police.
#blacklivesmatter

It is now Christmas day for me.

hoofprint-is-spooky:

a-random-mod:

hoofprint-is-spooky:

Falalalalala

When did Christmas stop feeling so good?

Probably around the same time you stopped getting a ton of gifts and started only getting maybe two from each person. And around the time you had to start buying gifts yourself.

The magic is lost when you have the realization that your family sucks and you only came for the presents.

My family is dead. That’s probably the better reason.

I’m sorry, I didn’t know that.

I was just explaining when christmas stopped feeling good from my own personal experience.

themasterslover:

seriously-what-is-my-life:

xanthewalter:

wrong-url-motherfucker:

Government, Monty Python Style

Still brilliantly funny all these years later.

BEST INSULTS

whenever i find monty python casually just on my dashboard i just blink a few times and then get super excited because i don’t see them as much as i’d like to on tumblr

mandokamuscular:

missbeek:

hamsterloki:

catbountry:

dark-channel:

People who can’t draw with those $999 giant desk tablets.

image

Never forget.

He stole from charity to buy this tablet

To better explain for my followers:

Tim Buckley is the artist of the webcomic Alt+Ctrl+Del, and he was asking people to donate to his charity to raise money to help fund his convention. ( he also told his fans NOT to donate to Penny Arcade’s charity “Child’s Play” that buys video games for sick and terminally ill children ) So instead of donating the money like charities are supposed to, he used the money to buy a brand new expensive tablet as seen in the gif.

So yeah, he’s kind of a huge douche.

B^U

It is now Christmas day for me.

hoofprint-is-spooky:

Falalalalala

When did Christmas stop feeling so good?

Probably around the same time you stopped getting a ton of gifts and started only getting maybe two from each person. And around the time you had to start buying gifts yourself.

The magic is lost when you have the realization that your family sucks and you only came for the presents.

vinegod:

Know When to Say “Yes” 📢 by Thomas Sanders

sourcedumal:

jhameia:

rubycosmos:

The fandom has been sitting on this gifset all fucking year.

I am enjoying the fact that a whole cast of adult actors straightfacedly fell off their collective seats for scenes like this one.

I need to watch this again

I need to watch this

onesentencemusings:

alwaysbewoke:

This Christmas let’s remember this fact…

I’m not even Christian and I still feel compelled to reblog geographically ethnically accurate Jesus