laboradorescence:

pondwitch:

poor bastard… looks like the perp slapped his balls clean off

poroshya:

paws

its difficult to explain vore to people who dont know what it is. I mean, for just casual conversation its a lot to swallow

jackafz:

micdotcom:

Watch: SNL roasts Trump with “Racists for Trump” ad

Honestly whoever is writing these SNL skits….. Finally SNL feels vital and important again, satire wise

deadwooddross:

if u could genetically modify distinctly non-human things to urself what would u want

holds mic out

possum tail and immunity to rabies

reaumantic:

i don’t lose hyperfixations they just go dormant until I hear something about it like a sleeper agent

me whenever something relating to the mummy(1999) appears

trashcanofobsessions:

monsterhiqh:

sniper-fox:

beachgothgay:

Weird how opening spotify in a web browser with a decent ad blocker allows you to skip ads just like would happen if you had premium. Sure hope no one takes advantage of that.

Sure hope nobody modifies the hosts file in C:\Windows\system32\drivers\etc to block Spotify ads in the app…

PSST! HERE’S A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO BLOCK SPOTIFY ON WINDOWS!

aw man I sure hope nobody learns to do that

that’s so messed up that people would do that

in fact, let’s spread it everywhere so everyone knows not to do that

and everyone knows exactly what to do so that they don’t do that

foolproof plan

I know this is a useful post and all but holy fuck I think tumblr mobile fucked it up

lilith-of-stardust:

shingojira:

great news you can get all of stacys dad into a gif under 3mb

This plays like one of the nonsense movies Sims watch

stop-stalin-and-suck-my-dick:

imsuchacapricorn:

Got this talk as an education major too. If you’re going into public service you serve all of the public.

If you’re going into public service you serve all of the public.

dangerbooze:

objection