Silver Tongue

itsapmseymour:

moriyafaith:

itsapmseymour:

itsapmseymour:

Fanservice jokes without the Fanservice,

Is peak comedy

“man did you see her rack”

“Oh totally!! She bought it at Ikea, holds 12 fucking towels!”

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“that is a sweet ass you got there”

“actually it’s a Mule, his name is Stan”

okay but why are there so many synonyms for breasts and ass

Humans get bored

“nice melons!”
“thanks. i think theyre honeydews but they were buy one get one free”

loquaciousfool:

sevdolo:

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Oh no! Not medical advancement! Russia! China! Terrifying!!!

cloune:

A Togetic plushALT

I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED

DND Commission Prices

silver-tongues-blog:

What you get:
transparent PNG of each character
group pic with all the characters
a free icon of each character


Flats:

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$25 per character
$10 background

Shaded:

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$35 per character
$20 background


Free icon with each character!

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made a slight edit to include a free icon for each character

DND Commission Prices

What you get:
transparent PNG of each character
group pic with all the characters
a free icon of each character


Flats:

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$25 per character
$10 background

Shaded:

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$35 per character
$20 background


Free icon with each character!

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What are your thoughts on this?

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lord-tachanka-official:

raeloganthesonic06fangirl:

oneechangoddess:

xxtc-96xx:

bruh Mewtwo knows what’s up 

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Mewtwo made the right choice

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That time he chucked Mewtwo into a lake

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akajustmerry:

there’s a part of elliot page’s interview with oprah i can’t stop thinking about where he talks about the amount of energy he has now (physically, creatively, mentally) because he’s no longer spending every waking moment fighting his panic, deppression and anxiety surrounding his gender. he even says how he can’t remember having this much energy since he was a kid. and i’m just…so happy for him! because u can see it! you can see it in how he’s sitting comfortably and smiling and talking enthusiastically, and god i wish that euphoria and peace on every trans person and every person whose energy is being consumed by invisible struggles they’re facing. i know i hope to find that energy again someday too. 

charlesoberonn:

muslimcatgirl:

charlesoberonn:

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Context please?

Suzanne Collins read about Roman history, which inspired her to write her successful book series The Hunger Games, which was later adapted to a movie series, which inspired a successful pvp mod in Minecraft called Hunger Games, which sparked interest in the ‘battle royale’ genre in video games leading to games like DayZ and PUBG, which inspired Epic Games to retool their builder-shooter game Fortnite into a battle royale game which became so successful that Epic Games decided to pick a fight with Apple.

im rooting for apple to lose.

droolingdemon:
“id never dunk on midnas true form cause i know a lot of people like it but if it were ME designing her id try to keep it a bit more in line with her established personality.
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droolingdemon:

id never dunk on midnas true form cause i know a lot of people like it but if it were ME designing her id try to keep it a bit more in line with her established personality.