Silver Tongue

If you are vegan or vegitarian, I will respect that you can choose your own diet. I will not be an ass about it and I will not to make a point of eating meat in front of you. However, if I ever EVER catch you feeding a carnivorous pet, Like cats and dogs, a vegan diet, I will kick you in the face and report you for animal cruelty.

internetgf:
“ jaidefinichon:
“  Charlie the Venus Flytrap Wishes You a Merry Christmas
”
THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY
”
DON"T DO THAT! I MAY LOOK CUTE BAT THAT’S A QUICK WAY TO KILL YOUR VENUS FLYTRAP!

internetgf:

jaidefinichon:

 Charlie the Venus Flytrap Wishes You a Merry Christmas

THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY

DON"T DO THAT! I MAY LOOK CUTE BAT THAT’S A QUICK WAY TO KILL YOUR VENUS FLYTRAP!

edwardspoonhands:

drowningz:

grapes-of-plath:

epitomeofnerd:

theendofaspark:

this is never going to not be funny 

Rob Lowe says “that is fucking hilarious” with the straightest face ever

Bless you, Chris Pratt

This is the hardest I’ve laughed in so long

♫♫That’s not something that props can fix…that’s gonna be a little harder to fix.♫♫

This guy was gaurding our galaxy

nikkipet:

So at least on the day she dies, she’ll smile and say “I wasn’t always lonely. The Avatar often came to visit me and give me tea”

I worked on this for two days in between sobbing and rolling in feels bruh I hope yall like Don’t repost without my permission.
This pairing will be the death of me do you understand

barlightsprettygirls:

theyearofinsatiablesilence:

this was the best filler episode of all time.

the atla fillers were so good half the time i didn’t even realize they were fillers

Well, that was the recap before the finale. It’s something that most shows do. It’s to show how far they’ve come and how close they are to the end. Technically it’s not a filler.

lizzymodblog:
“drappleluv:
“ miketooch:
“ samandriel:
“ amandakaskey:
“ beingapotterheadisawesome:
“ I don’t know if I should cry or cry
”
maybe cry
”
have you tried crying
”
Little Harry’s face is like “I don’t know if this is going to be as fun and...

lizzymodblog:

drappleluv:

miketooch:

samandriel:

amandakaskey:

beingapotterheadisawesome:

I don’t know if I should cry or cry

maybe cry

have you tried crying

Little Harry’s face is like “I don’t know if this is going to be as fun and whimsical as it seems…”

And then grown-up Harry’s just like “I fucking knew it.”

His two best friends stopped smiling….

0/10 different Dumbledore, different train

dracini:

A few sketch requests from the other day
Notepad for RosexKnight
Scootachangeling for a a-random-mod
And  Fluffyleupagus Licking Draco for  mortys-laboratorium 

Such a strange array of requests XD

lynzave:

my brother yelled “HOLLA” at me and he was like “you’re supposed to say holla back” and I immediately replied “I ain’t no holla back girl” and it’s an hour later and I’m still laughing 

all-hail-bill-nye:
“ totally-stab-caesar:
“ jennytrout:
“ jennytrout:
“ magdalenarivera:
“  #it is also the ‘i have a live laugh love decoration somewhere in my house’#’i have a child named caedyn’  ”
#Wall decals about bible verses will class up any...

all-hail-bill-nye:

totally-stab-caesar:

jennytrout:

jennytrout:

magdalenarivera:

#Wall decals about bible verses will class up any kitchen #You should come to my Thirty-One party

I can’t stop. There are too many:

#I’m the best mom on this field trip and everyone knows it #Have you read Eat, Pray, Love? #Let’s get lattes after Zumba! #Gluten causes Autism #I will have him pulled out of your class #Oh shoot, I forgot I volunteered to bring brownies to faith group tonight #We don’t let him watch more than one hour of TV a day #Stick figure family window sticker #(whispers behind hand) you’ve got to read 50 Shades of Grey

Forgive me. I am a mother, and I walk among these women every day. I have adopted their ways as a form of camouflage.

dying

ITS BACK AND IT GOT BETTER

the-average-gatsby:

the-average-gatsby:

imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers

so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off

out of all my 3:00 AM ramblings you guys decide to make this one popular