In all my years of reblogging shit, this has got to be the best picture to grace the page of tumblr. I don’t know why but this picture makes me very emotional.
It’s everything I ever wanted for that little table.
Doing the do with you know who
The greatest mystery of all time solved…What Neville forget to remember in that scene.
All of this is important.
my life is a little too much panic and not enough disco
my life is a little too much fall and not enough boy
my life isn’t very romantic or chemical because theY FUCKING BROKE UP
My life is america that I want to reject because america sucks a lot but still has the audacity to say it’s the best.
“why be straight and cis when u can be queer and tr-”
hi lets not treat lgbtq+ identities like fashion trends
also not send us back years by acting like it’s a choice??????
Is it wrong to be happy that I gave Io a glow dick?
Glow dicks make your pets easier to see in the dark
@y’all you’re welcome
Oh man, this reminds me of one of the things I witnessed when working with some of my favorite kids after school, back when they were in kindergarten. It was getting close to our winter break.
I was in a small room coloring with a few of them, and one of them goes, “okay, wait, none of the kids in this room do Christmas, right?”
And they all reply that no, they don’t do Christmas, they all do Hanukkah.
“Okay, you all know The Secret, right? That Santa Claus is their parents? My parents told me last year, but it’s a secret, and we CAN’T tell the Christian kids.”
So the Jewish kids at my school have definitely has conferences on how seriously they take that responsibility.
once my first grade class went to go visit santa and i was too nervous to opt out because if i just raised my hand in line and said ‘santa isn’t real though, i’m not doing this’ everyone would be super crushed and i took the teacher aside and explained the problem and she said brightly ‘well i’m sure santa listens to every little boy and girl!’ and i was like welp.
so i quietly stood in line for santa, sat on his lap, and when he said ‘ho ho ho, little girl, and what would YOU like’ i leaned in and whispered ‘they made me do this, but i know you’re not real. i’m jewish.’ to let him know he could take a break or something and he said ‘oh! well then!’ like he had no idea what to say to that and i had this horrible little kid realization that i’d just invalidated his entire job of pretending to be santa so i said ‘i really like your beard though’ and he said something jolly like ‘ho ho, you’re too kind!’ and then it was the next kid’s turn.
he smelled nice though. good job, pretend santa man.
tbh I feel bad for all the 12 year olds on here who are about to have some real shit broken to them
“Every time someone says we don’t need feminism anymore, things like this come to mind. Due to insufficient dowry this young girl’s husband lacerated her face with a razor blade.” (Gwalior - India) - ph. Adrian Fisk
if you say you don’t need feminism, you are selfish. selfish that you have not stop to think about the millions of girls and women and trans women who are either getting killed, mutilated, raped, or sold into sex slavery and child marriages. for fucks sake, the women’s right to vote in the US isnt even a hundred years old yet. women in the work force is still recent. the first american women to go into space was in 1983. the firs women to be credited for a marvel movie just happened. like firsts are still happening. and women are still getting murdered for being women. WE NEED FEMINISM.
literally taking a bath in glitter rn
Let me tell you a little something about Star Light Star Bright.
If you even pick up this little fucker, you will have glitter on you, on your things and all around you for two weeks. Yes, from your maybe two fingertips that you used to give it a smell - it has left it’s mark.Now if you BATHE with this thing
you will become a fairy.You will also have glitter in your hair for all eternity whether you get it wet or not.
If you like glitter, this is the bath melt for you. There is no escape once you bathe.
Happy holidays, from us at Lush.Since this product is a melt it is literally just cocoa butter and glitter and some other fun things so the oil WITH THE GLITTER will bond to everything it touches. You, the tub, everything. But since our glitter is made from seaweed and sugar it’s soft and biodegradable! I was coated in this glitter for two days and I was not itchy or scratchy, not once!
However, this melt was banned from my household due to the intensity of the glitter.
i want to make a twilight joke but that stuff actually sounds pretty rad.
Korra and Asami together as a couple?
Bullshit. I ain’t takin it. They could be just best friends, so lesbians? Really?
they held hands, that’s basically marriage
Best friends can hold hands without it being all couple.
They held hands and gave each other the “I’m gonna fuck you one day” look.
