i literally cannot take people over 30 anymore thinking technology is “sucking the magic out of life” listen grandma i can look up how to say anything in any language in under a second i can see my best friend face to face in real time even though she lives across an ocean i could spend the rest of my life watching different videos of cats and probably never see the same one twice if thats not magical to you WHAT IS
If the internet goes down globally, there are seven keys held by the most trusted people in the world which will restart it if inserted in the hole at the same time. That’s basically gathering seven sages to reopen the infinite library holding all the knowledge of the world. If that’s not magical, WHAT IS!?
“i was born in the wrong generation” i say as i fight aliens and hydra agents in the 21st century with a shield and command a team of superhumans. i am steve rogers
i just realized that with my username this probably comes off as bucky making fun of steve after he gets his memories back which definitely works for me
jk rowling’s reasoning as to why fenrir greyback turned remus into a werewolf: remus’s father insulted him so he did it as an act of revenge
the actual reason greyback bit remus: the temptation to succumb to the fact that biting remus whose name literally means ‘werewolf’ would be the greatest feat in lycanthropic irony the world had ever seen
Jewelry for fidgeters. Love it.
Need.
This is necessary for someone like me, who silently destroys napkins and beer bottle labels with my nervous hands during the most casual of friendly conversations.
WANT
Based on how much I fiddle with my wedding ring…yes.
There goes all the hours of my life. Buy it here.
We’ve done it. We’ve located the coolest motherfucker on the planet.
Yeah. Falling off a skateboard with a piano in your mouth is really cool.
Thats a trumpet
*draws messy sketch* it’s gestural
*leaves a white background* it’s a vignette
*paints sloppily* it’s impressionistic
*massively fucks up every aspect of the piece* it’s symbolic
*delete everything and just post a blank canvas* only those with true talent can see the masterpiece behind it
and we are still fighting over minimum wage
And america tries to ask so high and mighty. America needs to sit down and learn a thing or two from these other countries.
But america just looks at what other countries are doing that works and say “I can do this even better!” And tries to do it from scratch, completely missing the parts that help people and makes life harder for the citizens.
