Silver Tongue

debilitati0n:

bettervillains:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

  

The elderly are either adorable or the wrinkly reincarnation of Satan there is no in between

That’s because teenagers know that retail sucks and want to make it easier for the workers while elderly people still think that working retail can make enough to live off of, own a car and go to college without any debt.

galaxynextdoor:

Super Mario & The Legend of Zelda Book Covers

Created by Ástor Alexander

Via: theomeganerd

I would read the shit out of the zelda one.

pembrokewkorgi:
“powerburial:
“when youre on the enterprise and someone gives you the aux cord
”
I love the guy in the upper right, he seems so confused as to what he should be doing.
”
I love commander worf just humping the console. Also, Picard...

pembrokewkorgi:

powerburial:

when youre on the enterprise and someone gives you the aux cord

I love the guy in the upper right, he seems so confused as to what he should be doing.

I love commander worf just humping the console. Also, Picard just shaking the big chair.

adriftinthecosmos:

coochietickler:

sourcedumal:

WELP

message

you can hear people deliberately “not see” this on their dash. 

n-haught:

we’re all standing up now. a bunch of jackasses standing in a circle

mako-symptoms:

tooneyd:

Kuvira enters the void

IM LAUGHING TOO HARD AT THIS

adurot:
“behindthepanel:
“ bigfluffycat:
“ master-bruce-wayne:
“ unexplained-events:
“ This bank is gonna give me nightmares
”
Someone has probably put their dick in there
”
someone has definitely put their dick in there
”
someone had to have gone to...

adurot:

behindthepanel:

bigfluffycat:

master-bruce-wayne:

unexplained-events:

This bank is gonna give me nightmares

Someone has probably put their dick in there

someone has definitely put their dick in there

someone had to have gone to the hospital with this on their dick.

All dick comments aside, it reminds me of the baby from Dinosaurs.

The dick is not the mama

zedrin-maybe:

twostriptechnicolor:

Animation techniques and effects from the classic era. For more vintage movie geekery, check out my Old Hollywood Special Effects, and my Early Color Film Processes posts! (And while you’re at it, take a look at my art blog, why don’t ya?)

Just to highlight how important these were: many of these techniques have modern day digital equivalents that, while they’re now faster, are often very similar if not identical to their ancestors.

xerox was my favourite.

forsciencejohn:

reservedvomit:

oh the nineties

i know right that dress is terrible

The skirt needed more frills and it needed the design to go all the way through. It has a solid black back that is very visible.

charredpalmtrees:
“apollojusticeinthetardis:
“hirokareo:
“plupluru:
“ firelorcl:
“ girldoesnothing:
“ oneawesomechick:
“ kathtea:
“ earthschild:
“ greenvegansara:
“ peta2:
“ Sheep used for wool are CASTRATED without painkillers, tails CHOPPED off &...

charredpalmtrees:

apollojusticeinthetardis:

hirokareo:

plupluru:

firelorcl:

girldoesnothing:

oneawesomechick:

kathtea:

earthschild:

greenvegansara:

peta2:

Sheep used for wool are CASTRATED without painkillers, tails CHOPPED off & throats slit, just for a pair of UGG Australia boots, a wool sweater, or jacket: http://peta2.me/uggtober

People still buy these ugly disgusting things. Even when I tell them about the animals that died for their ugly boots they don’t care.

I don’t agree with ugg boots but this is actually bullshit.

1. Lamb marking (cutting off tails) is done so that the sheep doesnt get flyblown when summer comes. Flyblown is where flies lay their eggs near the anus of a sheep, when they hatch maggots eat at the inside of the sheep colon, infesting it with bacteria which can eventually kill them, slowly and very painfully.

2. Shearing does not injure a sheep, I don’t know about other countries but I’m sure its the same as Australia when if you do not shear them, they DO eventually become flyblown.

3. You CANNOT use wool if it has been contaminated by BLOOD. It cannot be skirted out like poo and urine does by the roustabouts.

4. Once a sheep has had its ‘throat slit’ it cannot be sheared for the same reason as 3. It has no advantage for anyone by killing their livestock if they are in the wool industry.

I don’t care about your decision to hate ugg boots, you probably don’t give a flying shit about mine but DO NOT spread this bullshit information when the wool industry does not work that way.

Peta and their bullshit

You do not have to condone woollen clothing (if you’re vegan/simply disagree with animals being used by humans for clothing even if they are not harmed by the process) but for the love of god don’t resort to slinging misinformation around to get your point across, damn.

we used to take care of a herd of sheep on the farm when i was a kid and all of this is true i can’t tell you how many sheep i’ve seen being sheared like you don’t skin them to get the wool they’re still very much alive afterwards do not spread this ‘ruthless cruelty’ bullshit around please and thank you

Peta… The same peta that killed more than 20000 animals?

why do people even think you have to kill a sheep to get wool?

same as when you need to kill a cow to get milk

I wouldn’t be surprised if a member of Peta killed the sheep in that picture personally

Only a complete moron would kill a sheep for wool or a cow for milk. Wool and Milk are essentially a renewable resource as long as the respective animal is alive. If a person who trades goods from livestock killes said lovestock to obtain goods such as milk or wool, they would not last long. This is because then they no longer have sheep or cow and no longer have wool or milk.