LOOK AT THIS PILLOW
I LIVE AND BREATHE THIS PILLOW
It stuns your enemy but how much damage does it do?
Since I did my post explaining that I will almost always respond to asks privately, I have been flooded with messages from friendly people. So I thought this might be worth doing:
Reblog if you respond to messages privately rather than publishing them, and people are welcome to message you without fear of everyone reading their message.
I will answer privately if you ask or if you have a problem as to not cause drama but if you continue to spread drama after many asks, I will post your asks publicly.
Steal his look! All you need are:
- Three Blue Eyes White Dragons
- Broken fingers
- A bunch of money to screw the rules with
“Hey can I check out up here at customer service where you’re supposed to only do returns and pickups? The lines a mile long up front where I’m supposed to wait. Clearly I’m too good for that.”
Fuck. No.
But no the customer is always right even when they are very wrong.
99% of the time the customer is wrong.
Yeah but they are taught by media and poor management that they are always right.
“Hey can I check out up here at customer service where you’re supposed to only do returns and pickups? The lines a mile long up front where I’m supposed to wait. Clearly I’m too good for that.”
The voice actors of Spongebob and Squidward read a scene from “Dying for Pie.”
They get paid American dollars to do this folks.
I love that they actually say “Kabooshh”
I saw someone fly backwards off a treadmill today and I was laughing so hard I fell off the crosstrainer which made the girl next to me laugh so hard that she slipped off hers and it was 7:30 in the morning and there were just 3 of us sitting on the floor of the gym crying with laughter and in varying degrees of pain
