Silver Tongue
Don’t tell me what to do.

Don’t tell me what to do.

One of the best feelings in the world is calling out the person who claims “that nobody X” that and then getting the support of many people who do X 

221bitssmallerontheoutside:

cpt-fedora:

Every single tall person is totally okay with being made fun of for being tall. You ask how the weather is up there, and they just grin and go “Yeah hahah I’m tall.”

Every single short person is fueled by rage at their height. Make fun of them at your own peril. You ask how the weather is down there, and they instantly go from zero to “Bitch I will cut you.”

The shorter we are the closer to Satan we are

What will they cut, my knee caps?

aphprussia:

“Todd why is the office flooded?”

“Aesthetic.”

super-ponyartist:

luna-doodles:

hero-of-bedtime:

ging-ler:

sousuke-is-in-love-with-rin:

eziocauthon89:

lovetoflyanditshows:

Famous Viners?

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thomas sanders and lele pons are the only ones that matter

what about gio volpe 

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Destin Conrad?

 my gif my gifs high vine destin conradmy gif my gifs high vine destin conradmy gif my gifs high vine destin conradmy gif my gifs high vine destin conrad

I love the true viners

What about Markiplier?

don’t make assumptions about someone just because they have a large following. Just because they make content that entertain many people doesn’t mean they are an ass. To judge whether or not someone is an ass, you have to look at what the content itself is and how the person is offline.

alfa995:

6qubed:

alfa995:

raging-hedgehogs:

alfa995:

alornornola:

alfa995:

Not at all. In fact, it’s difficult for me to maintain eye contact.

i have had enough of you furries

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Resistance is futile. Succumb to the tuna.

I swear if it becomes porn

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If you catch a cold, remember to drink plenty of fluids.

If you know what I mean.

what is wrong with you people

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You know what you’re getting this year, Diana? Something big, hard and black. A lump of coal!

tlatophat:

raideo:

artist-refs:

agent—-nevada:

HEY ARTISTS

If you’re having trouble with nature backgrounds, I would suggest making the scene you want (or finding a place similar to it) in minecraft, taking a screenshot and roughly sketching it out.

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FOR FUCKIN REAL THOUGH I’VE ACTUALLY DONE THIS ITS A BLESSING <3

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Time to dust off my copy of minecraft…

lizzymodblog:

i’m gonna put a carrot up my vag

i’m in a carrotty mood

Make sure you skin it very good. A rough section can cause a tear in your vaginal wall and air can get in your blood vessels causing you to die.

A cucumber would be a better substitute.

terezi-pie-rope:

lejeudprimos:

hdawg1995 :

expederest :

Why doesn’t anyone talk about this?

was chowder even real?