*Pours hot fudge on a giant chocolate malt ball and watches it melt*

“Aesthetic”

zeroyalviking:

just—space:

Extent of the reach of humans’ 200 year history of radio broadcasting in the galaxy [2795x2795]

And there are still people who thing that we are the only life

thescienceofjohnlock:

samandriel:

beyonce-knowles-carter:

Come not between a dragon and his wrath.

Guys I’m not even gonna lie to you but I stared at this photoset and for a moment I was like “it’s weird that they only ever have animated or CGI dragons and they don’t use real ones”

The real ones tend to eat the other actors, that gets expensive.

not to mention the cost of convincing it to leave it’s cave has to be greater than it’s hoard value.

But yeah, between the hoard, the actors and the new living space, dragons are too expensive to film unless you get lucky.

Nobody is obligated to accept an apology and it does not make the person who started it all a victim.
Stop acting like a victim if you hurt someone. If you were really sorry, you would change

• Batman
• Hey Jude
• Grew up in a small town and when the rain would fall down I’d just stare out my window
• The future is bulletproof. The aftermath is secondary. It’s time to do it now and do it loud. Killjoys make some noise
• See, I’d have all the money in the world, if I was a wealthy girl

micdotcom:

If we talked about theft like we talk about rape, here’s how absurd it would sound

It’s hard to imagine asking victims of violent crimes what they could have done to prevent what happened to them.

But this is all too often the reality for rape victims. | Follow micdotcom 

jitterbugjive:

mlp-merch:

The fake MLP trading card packs have surfaced again, and this time they’re actually being sold in stores in Argentina! We can now fully confirm that these are bootleg and not fan-made. More info and images: http://www.mlpmerch.com/2014/12/fake-mlp-trading-cards-found-in.html

Yo followers, if anyone spots these things mind nabbing some for me? I’ll pay you back.

Bootlegs amuse me and these are apparently super cheap.

Are those the cards that say stuff like big mac and AJ are the parents of bloom and granny smith and that scootaloo and cheerilee are sisters?

allhailweegee:

ludwigvonfuckwit:

wentworthsbitch:

benpaddon:

ayethatgirlrithany:

sexysalomonandthecurtainchild:

This is exactly how physics does not work.

Why didn’t she just use the lipstick on the door? 

IM FUAKCING DYING I CANNTO DO THIS IM CRYING TEARS. REAL TEARS.

WILL SOMEONE PLEASE ADD THE GIF OF SCOOBY DOO WITH THE TRASH CAN LIDS TO THIS POST

Cartoon physics are the best

firlalaith:

Was that the final? Because that’s a brilliant way of seeing how well you’ve been paying attention in class, considering that forces you to use the skills you were supposed to have learned in class to decrypt it.

jestre:

vampirekin-deactivated20190403:

blegh

agreed

I called one of mine out on their poor handling skills when I was 11 when I was being bullied and that got her to work slightly more.

They are always like “Just ignore the bullies” and I was usually like “Okay, I will just ignore the people who constantly hit me. Yeah fuck no”

I figured out in middleschool that it doesn’t matter if someone has a broken leg. If they start hitting you with a crutch, you should grab their crutch and hit their broken leg hard.