Silver Tongue

dommibear:

sugarspicenotallnice:

ask-gallows-callibrator:

IS WONDER WOMAN TELLING HER TO GO STAB THOSE BOYS AND PROBABLY KILL THEM

Yes

G

averyaveryavery:

breakfastburritoe:

obama had done SEX before how can we let a SLUT rule the USA

Literally though if we had a woman president this would be like Fox News first headline

How dare a fully grown adult partake in adult activities with consenting partners? This is just as bad as that one time a woman let her bra strap show. We can’t let children know that adults do adult things or that women wear bras!

dirkiplier:

but I can forgivi- WHOOAAAoooaaaOOOOOhHHHHlook at that cop look at thow lil timy copp  look at him just tip tappin around  happier than a mongoose on snake saturday HELLO THERE>

grinderman2:

friend: why do you climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off of mountainsides?
me: i crave that mineral

sixpenceee:
“ Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits of of mountainsides. They crave that mineral. (Source)
”

sixpenceee:

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits of of mountainsides. They crave that mineral. (Source)

flootzavut:

thefandomsthatwaited:

I wish it was socially acceptable to wear whatever we want and I’m just not talking about revealing clothes I’m talking about togas and full on Victorian dress and evening gowns for the hell of it. I mean imagine if people went around dressed like elves or dwarves from Lord of the Rings it would be fabulous I mean have you seen how hot that stuff makes you

God yes.

I would wear dragonskin armour with leather straps galore and bracers

anti-sjw-groudon:
“ end-cisphobia-kyogre:
“ anti-sjw-kingler:
“ anti-bigotry-jirachi:
“ lostinadarkworld:
“ phibrizo:
“ I got bad news for you
”
Very bad news
”
Incredibly bad news
”
Catastrophic news
”
Apocalyptic news
”
the beach
where i go to get...

anti-sjw-groudon:

end-cisphobia-kyogre:

anti-sjw-kingler:

anti-bigotry-jirachi:

lostinadarkworld:

phibrizo:

I got bad news for you

Very bad news

Incredibly bad news

Catastrophic news

Apocalyptic news

the beach

where i go to get away from sand.

The pool
Where I get away from water