zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

illbeoutback:

If you’re protesting abortion, the Supreme Court says you can get right in women’s faces and scream at them on their way into the clinic. Because freedom of speech.

But if you try and protest the murder of a black man, you get tear gas fired at you.

breath-of-time:

what you miss out when you dont have me on snapchat

quillreplies:

adurot:

a-random-mod:

I had a sudden realization.

The Doctor can speak baby without the TARDIS translating and the TARDIS can’t translate baby. You know what other language the TARDIS won’t translate? Gallifreyan. Because it’s already in Gallifreyan. What if babies speak Gallifreyan?

It also doesn’t translate horse.

or maybe often enough doctor who’s internal logic is ignored in favour of stupid jokes that no one finds funny :U

Here, I think you forgot this

lizzymodblog:

alisonwonderland1951:

brandonthecrystalunicorn:

//ohh..my…god…It’s Scootaloo, not scottaloo XD

this is the best typo my DVR has ever pulled, omfg

[intense whispering] SCOTTALOO

I’m just imagining her saying her lines in a thick Scottish accent now.

AYE, LADDIES, WHERE IS MA KYOOTIEMARK?

I was imagining a trans scootaloo

satitsfied:

foxadhd:

Pickpocketing

how many puppies does that lady have in that bag

Pugpocketing

goldenblackhawk

I need to know your favourite DC villain for reasons.

theprinceofdeer:

Is that

IS that what I think it is

GUYS

AT WORK

REALLY

Shame on you, creatures. Drumsticks can get messy if you eat them slowly and get crumbs everywhere and then your hands have chocolate and it’s not the best thing to eat when you use controllers or computers.

videohall:

Shortest life changing video I’ve ever seen