Silver Tongue

lizzymodblog:

alskylark:

dennybutt:

Just got back from the cinema, we saw thew new Hobbit movie. So good, I loved it so much. I love things with fantasy war in them n shit.

Plus my bowels behaved, yays! Haven’t been out much lately because I’ve just been too scared. But today was good, and I’ll probably be going out tomorrow as well. c:

AMG THE BATTLE OF THE FIVE ARMIES WAS SO GOOOOOOODDDDD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH WE GON WATCH THE LORD OF THE RINGS NOW BYEEEEEE

Spoilers Smaug dies

Spoilers Bilbo lives

salma:

yaoibutts:

shavingryansprivates:

introducing… SPOONS!

OH MY GOD I’M GOING TO PISS MYSELF

This kid needs a nobel prize

Quick, someone tell markiplier!

lizzymodblog:

sizvideos:

Download Siz iOS app: https://itunes.apple.com/app/id914562000

Video

That is literally a thneed.

xanniesworld:

fuckyeahwomenprotesting:

burdened-with-glorious-puns:

earth-oddity:

2000 was almost 14 years ago
2000 was almost 14 years ago
2000 was almost 14 years ago

there are high schoolers who were born in the 2000s.

I REPEAT: THERE ARE HIGH SCHOOLERS WHO WERE BORN IN 2000.

I feel like our generation doesn’t know how to handle aging. Like anyone born before 1998 is just like nope. 

Pretty much.

1995 was almost 20 years ago

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radicalmuscle:
“ revenge-of-the-sock-puppets:
“ tattooposer:
“ wait what
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THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER BEEN A PART OF ON TUMBLR MY LIFE IS WORTH IT.
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Even worse is that in the original comics, they only killed Gwen cause they didn’t know...

radicalmuscle:

revenge-of-the-sock-puppets:

tattooposer:

wait what

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER BEEN A PART OF ON TUMBLR MY LIFE IS WORTH IT.

Even worse is that in the original comics, they only killed Gwen cause they didn’t know what to do with her.

southern-shinigami:

Asexuals are confused.
Bisexuals are confused.
Pansexuals are confused.
Homosexuals are confused.
Heterosexuals are confused.
Everyone is confused as to why you think you should have a say about a relationship that doesn’t involve you.

Equality

markiplier:

I was in an abusive relationship. Whenever my ex-girlfriend and I got into an argument, which was often, it eventually led to me being slapped or punched. The physical damage was nothing compared to the emotional toll, but not one time did I ever strike back because that’s not the kind of person I wanted to be. I don’t want anyone, regardless of gender, to have to go through that.

A lot of people are making a great many assumptions without proper context but all of that aside I’m more disheartened that people would actually believe that I would perpetuate violence against women. Violence is a problem. Jack and I were not making some grand sweeping statement about feminism or trying to say that it’s okay to hit women. We were shooting the breeze talking about some crazy videos we saw on YouTube. The main point that some people missed out on is that it’s not okay to hit ANYONE. 

Equality is an ideal. But ideals taken in the literal sense don’t fit the world as it exists today. An eye-for-an-eye is literal equality. Men and women being able to hit one-another is literal equality. There is a SERIOUS imbalance to that particular equation that needs to be solved but as a whole it’s still not the kind of equality I fight for. I fight for a world that eventually forgets what violence is. I would gladly lay down my life to change the world today so that when I’m long gone and forgotten someday there will be a generation that only remembers humanity’s violence and greed in history books and children’s tales.

My videos are only intended to make people smile and I’m sincerely sorry that this one in particular failed to do that. I’ll always hold myself to a higher standard and I hope that you all will too. And remember to keep smiling! :D

-Mark

thatoneguynamedvalkyrie:
“ I’ve been enjoying watching the game grumps play sonic boom so much i decided to do a quick edit of a gif
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thatoneguynamedvalkyrie:

I’ve been enjoying watching the game grumps play sonic boom so much i decided to do a quick edit of a gif

xxcookievampiressxx:
“queensuperwholock:
“ madnessdiamond:
“ cersmessenger:
“ missycheerios:
“ deucandelion:
“ mrscalypsojackson:
“  dancingloki:
“  prochoicegeneration:
“  Best post
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Also, Lily Potter would have never wanted an abortion, because...

xxcookievampiressxx:

queensuperwholock:

madnessdiamond:

cersmessenger:

missycheerios:

deucandelion:

mrscalypsojackson:

dancingloki:

prochoicegeneration:

Best post

Also, Lily Potter would have never wanted an abortion, because she was a financially well-off woman starting a family in a happy marriage with a secure place at the top of wizarding society.

The question you should be asking is what if Merope Gaunt, an impoverished and uneducated single woman who escaped from a severely abusive family only to become pregnant with the unwanted child of a man who wanted nothing to do with her, had had access to an abortion and not had immense social pressure brainwashing her into carrying to term?

it got better

It fucking got better.

It became fantastic.

Who is Merope Gaunt?

Tom Riddle’s mother

DAFT IDIOTS

Voldemort is a rape baby I thought we all know this??

See? That’s the problem with the “What if the next messiah gets aborted” argument. “What ifs” go both ways. Because what if the next genocidal dictator gets aborted?