Silver Tongue
waywarddevil:
“ kaylaconspiracy:
“ And here we watch as the large raindrop preys on the small weaker drops. Devouring them in one fluid motion.
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Was that a fucking pun ”

waywarddevil:

kaylaconspiracy:

And here we watch as the large raindrop preys on the small weaker drops. Devouring them in one fluid motion.

Was that a fucking pun
kanrose:
“ ok i know a lot of you are laughing about this in the tags and saying they deserved it because they’re furries, but what actually happened to cause this wasn’t funny at all
somebody deliberately poisoned the air on the 9th floor of the...

kanrose:

ok i know a lot of you are laughing about this in the tags and saying they deserved it because they’re furries, but what actually happened to cause this wasn’t funny at all

somebody deliberately poisoned the air on the 9th floor of the hotel with chlorine gas at about 12:40 in the morning. thousands of people were evacuated from the hotel (not all of them were there for FurFest) and nineteen people wound up in the hospital as a result of the poisoning (source)

basically this was an act of terrorism and it’s actually really fucking terrible. nobody deserves this

solesquishing:

I CAN’T CONTROL THE LAUGHTER

God y'all are embarrassing lmao
Anonymous

Y'all, who? I mean, which of the groups I’m in do you consider embarrassing?

Can someone please give kootra a red suit and a red skimask because he has the knife skills of a spy

ohsquigglylineinthemiddleofmyeye:

pesky—bee:

secondlina:

“Nope”, the anime.

Based on that hilarious text post.

I always laugh so hard at this because shE’S STILL THE MAIN CHARACTER

I think that anime moms immediately gain the side ponytail when they see their child has pastel hair and eyes. Then, they are always happy because they know they are gonna die before their kid reaches adulthood so they want their child to remember her smiling.

akupitiyo:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

reclusivewanker:

m-ignon:

dreamboatsandtrenchcoats:

Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus

Half of our generation wouldn’t even understand that

yes you are right the thousands of notes on this post prove how ignorant our generation is. only you are intelligent. you are the chosen one.

only real Ancient Greek kids would understand

reblog if ur a tru 650BC kid

Pshh. I bet you don’t even remember the labrynth.

Do you actually have freckles?
Anonymous

lizzymodblog:

der-stein:

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Yeeeahhh I don’t like to admit it but if I drew that thing without the freckles, the few people who were in the know would have pointed it out anyway.

Freckles drop intimidatory factor by 8%.

SHIT

Butt freckles up the adorable factor by 12%

The most I’ve seen win without it being a town win

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It was four maf, a jester (me), a witch, a surv and an exe. The amn would have won too if the maf waited one more night.

liberallogic101:

klokateercatlady:

ilikechildren—fried:

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This is everything more notes pls