Silver Tongue

pencil-rebagels:

lycoteuthis:

i’m going to start a fashion line called FAKEGEEK and its sole purpose will be to produce tshirts that will piss off nerds

Best idea ever.

I want the astromech/dalek one.

determinederen:
“ wildsoulchiild:
“ fanofallshippers:
“ icequeen102990:
“ glampora:
“ heytheresuckyq:
“ findinglady:
“ PLEASE PASS THIS ON!
I want to make sure every one knows about this and what it can do to your pets
this is what has happened to my...

determinederen:

wildsoulchiild:

fanofallshippers:

icequeen102990:

glampora:

heytheresuckyq:

findinglady:

PLEASE PASS THIS ON! 

I want to make sure every one knows about this and what it can do to your pets 

this is what has happened to my sisters cat after she wore a hartz flea and tick collar and now has a burn like wound on her neck. please pass this on and do not buy hartz’s products! they use poison in their products pets have died because of this!!

http://www.hartzvictims.org/

Yes this is my cat she is doing fine at the moment but I’m so sorry for the people who’s pets are not so lucky

oh my god

PLEASE REBLOG THIS PEOPLE

save pets!

Hartz is the worse EVER! my aunt used it and it ended up killing two of her cats. only one survived but she had the worse skin condition. NEVER USE HARTZ

BETTER REBLOG THISS!!!

Guys this is an actual issue. We had Hartz collars for my dog and he kept having seizures. one seizure he had on the stairs and fell backwards down the stairs, and he also stop breathing from these seizures. When I found out about Hartz causing this I took it off my dog and he hasn’t had a seizure since. And he used to have one at least every few months. DON’T USE HARTZ.

FYI This happened to my baby Mikey, he had a horrible burn on the back of his neck after I gave him flea drops once. I will never do it again D:

forsciencejohn:

reservedvomit:

oh the nineties

i know right that dress is terrible

Cameramens shoes don’t even go with it.

paperraine:

fallen—fighter:

princess-caboose:

mrdecraprio:

excuse you

wHO DID THIS.

Oh my fucking god

minimarimbist98:

the-devils-dandy:

fangirlingdragon:

yghe:

marcgiela:

lmao i put plaster on my fingers

WHAT IF THATS WHAT THEY DID IN GREECE AND ROME AND ALL THHOSE STATUES ARE ACTUALLY DEAD PEOPLE COVERED IN PLASTER WHAT CAUSE THEY LOK SO REALISTIC

write a book

omg and what if the zombie apocalypse happens and people hear weird noises coming from the statues until the day the statues crack open and things start coming out? Except the plaster doesn’t totally break off and so there’re zombies that are half beautiful Aphrodite, half unimaginable horror. Imagine just standing in a museum and Helen of Troy jumps off the shelf behind you and starts eating your face.

CALLING ALL OF THE TALENTED WRITERS ON TUMBLR

officialunitedstates:

Insects actually have no importance of any kind in food webs and all that.  If there were no insects on earth we would all be better off and there would be no repercussions whatsoever.  want more proof? mars doesn’t have insects and it is doing fine.  it’s red but it’s fine

Bees keep plants alive.

zodiacmind:
“Fun facts about your sign here
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zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

jwblogofrandomness:

petalismos:

Jurassic World was originally slated as a movie about human-dinosaur hybrids. Enjoy these horrifyingly awesome pieces of leaked concept art from that stage of the movie’s development. 

To be honest, I’m more interested in this movie than the actual Jurassic World movie. Is there anyway I can see this instead?

This gives me an eriection

applenose:
“best-of-imgur:
“ Sometimes kids have to learn the hard way.
”
give me those 300 pokedollars
”
Xonsidering how much things cost, 300 pokedollers roughly exchanges for maybe $3 or so.

applenose:

best-of-imgur:

Sometimes kids have to learn the hard way.

give me those 300 pokedollars

Xonsidering how much things cost, 300 pokedollers roughly exchanges for maybe $3 or so.

celestial-sexhair:

cockroachsoup:

cockroachsoup:

cockroachsoup:

cockroachsoup:

cockroachsoup:

cockroachsoup:

do you think i could cook a s’more on the really hot part of my laptop

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I’m doing it

running two games in the background to cause laptop to heat up more

bottom of marshmallow is warm

the chocolate is soft enough that some comes off on my finger when touching it

it’s working

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the chocolate is melting

i touched it and that happened

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We did it kids

welcome to the internet