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farronscares:

do you ever think about how super fucked up danny phantom is

a 14-year-old boy fucking dies in a tragic lab accident, but the accident happens halfway into an alternate dimension, so he is both killed (in one dimension) and not killed (in the other). danny is literally schrodinger’s boy — both dead and alive. he’s a living corpse possessed by his own ghost.

DUDE WHAT

I like the theory that he did die and the machine brought him back half way.

A salem tale

x-lilou-chan-x:

sparksofhetaliamagic:

skyloxuniiverse:

bluetiesandflannelshirts:

maria-ruta:

hamburgergod:

maria-ruta:

schottishy:

m-i-y-u-k-i-nyaa:

daitoshi:

all-canadian-striderp:

cheese3d:

cheese3d:

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anyone please ask your crush out like this

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The thrilling answer

no they need to kiss out behind the school!!!!

oops my hand slipped

nexttttt pleaseee :D

Come on guys add on to this tumblr needs this to be a comic series

I was asked for doing this, so I did

BAM!

I’m out of ideas! XD

next?

THIS IS TOO CUTE I CAN’T LEAVE IT ALONE I’M SORRY

OHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD!!!!!!!

LOOOK ATT THIIIIS!!!!

LOOOOK ATTT THIIIISS!!!!

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NEEEXT!!!!!

IT HAD TO BE DONE:

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER

This is my favourite thing on Tumblr because every time I see it it’s slightly different or extended or following a whole new story from the original but it’s always adorable!

Seriously guys I’m terribly busy and look at what you made me draw…..! haaaaaaw <3 I couldn’t resist…

what if tattoos just randomly appeared on our skin at key points in our lives and we had to figure out what they meant for ourselves

Cutiemarks. The thing you are thinking of are cutiemarks.

Is it weird to chew on the end of your fingers? Not like the nail, but the skin? I do that a lot sometimes, and I'm not quite sure if its like really bad or not. Cause like, it grows back, right? So... I dunno.

jitterbugjive:

That’s a form of pica known as self cannibalism.

I chew loose skin sometimes too, it’s generally not good if it starts causing bleeding, scarring, and other damages

askdiscordwhooves:

…. That’s definitely a thing.

Levels of Tumblr.

helioscentrifuge:

1 follower = egg

10-40 followers = hatchling

50-99 followers = baby dragon

100-349 followers = dragon

350-500 followers = still a dragon

501-799 followers =  mega dragon

800- 4,999 followers = super hella dragon

5000+ followers = UNHOLY OFFSPRING OF LIGHTNING AND DEATH 

These are the legit numbers.

elidyce:
“ thatgirlonstage:
“ fuckyeahdeathlyhallows:
“ sirlestrange:
“ #that is a human as a rat as a cup
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That was a long 12 years for Wormtail.
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Can you imagine how differently their lives would’ve gone if Ron, in trying to transfigure Scabbers,...

elidyce:

thatgirlonstage:

fuckyeahdeathlyhallows:

sirlestrange:

#that is a human as a rat as a cup

That was a long 12 years for Wormtail.

Can you imagine how differently their lives would’ve gone if Ron, in trying to transfigure Scabbers, had actually transfigured him back into a human?
Just take a moment to imagine McGonagall’s reaction if Peter Pettigrew had abruptly appeared in her classroom from Ronald Weasley’s rat.
Take a moment.

Or if Ron had fucked it up a little worse and couldn’t get ‘Scabbers’ back and McGonagall had take him to disenchant him and next thing we know there’s a naked Peter Pettigrew sitting on McGonagall’s desk and the kids in that class learn six new swear words, a hex they will never dare to use, and a fear of Minerva McGonagall’s wrath that will be with them until the day they die.

Ten and twenty years later first years are being pulled aside and warned never mess around in Transfiguration seriously the last time a kid mucked something up in that class Professor McGonagall used two semi-legal hexes, took down a Death Eater and sabotaged the rise of the Dark Lord before Potter had time to get his wand out.

Can we just talk about McGonagle for a second? Students don’t fuck with her. Remember when Snape pulled out his want and a few students backed up but when McGonagle pulled her wand out, every student quickly cleared to the wall? McGonagle is badass and everyone knows it. I would love to see either of those scenarios.

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zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here