Silver Tongue

danasaur-lester:

thehardcoredanosaur:

what if childbirth is just the pain of the 9 periods you missed

and all this time i thought it was the baby ripping through your vagina

REASONS I DIDN'T REPLY TO YOU:
I was going to answer you but I got distracted by something and forgot
My inbox fucked up and ate the message
I have nothing else interesting to say
I suck at socialising and don't know how to reply
I get a lot of messages and it takes a while to get through them
NOT REASONS I DIDN'T REPLY TO YOU:
I hate you and never want to see you again

miss-nerdgasmz:

battleblocktheater:

theroguefeminist:

maddyhyper:

we-cannot-have-nice-things:

how to convince a waiter to become atheist

This is just cruel.

this is disgusting

At the restaurant I used to work at we had waitresses come back crying after they had like 80-90 dollar tables give them this.

Doesn’t this count as counterfeiting
which is against the law

Waiters and Waitresses live on tips because their hourly wage is terrible. This kind of shit hurts them a hell of a lot. Never do this ever. You would be doing more harm than good. The waiting people aren’t pissed or sad because they are greedy, they are just trying to get by and if you do this, you are a huge shitlord.

wirstdate:
“ liefplus:
“ if u weren’t aware of salvation army’s homophobia, its prety hardcore
”
a guy in a salvos truck yelled at me and my gf while we were kissing today so I was thinking of this
”

wirstdate:

liefplus:

if u weren’t aware of salvation army’s homophobia, its prety hardcore

a guy in a salvos truck yelled at me and my gf while we were kissing today so I was thinking of this

Why is it considered inappropriate show a woman with nothing but her skin, but considered completely fine to show her without her skin? I never got that.

adurot:

tenaflyviper:

itsthatwriterguy:

tenaflyviper:

egalitarian-goddess:

tenaflyviper:

inuleeli:

tenaflyviper:

DAMN, that’s a tough question.

I would say probably because it completely removes certain secondary sexual characteristics (such as pubic hair), and removes the aspect of sexuality via exposure of internal organs and tissues.  The sight of them not only breaks up the lines and curvature of the body, but tends to elicit feelings of disgust (from those averse to gore), or scientific curiosity from most viewers.

It’s kind of like looking at a finished car, and looking at a car without the frame on it.  Some are interested in the engine, and others lose interest because it’s not “pretty” to look at anymore.

Speaking of women without skin wasn’t the second hellraiser movie awesome?
Especially Julia’s character, she was fucking amazing in hellbound.

I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that Hellbound is really an excellent example of what a sequel should be, because it follows existing characters while successfully introducing new ones, and adds to the mythology without retconning anything from the original.  It also has a lot more to offer visually as well.

I would say that the first two films are the only ones anyone should bother watching, but the third film does add more to the mythos, including showing Pinhead’s humanity prior to opening the Lament Configuration.

Ur forgetting the best

image

Yes I’m a weeb shoot me dead

But seriously who the hell doesn’t find the Female Titan sexy as fuck

To be fair, she still has hair on her head, titans lack internal organs, and the anatomy is simplified for the sake of animation.  Because otherwise, breast tissue (like all fatty tissue) looks like yellow Sloppy Joes that sat out for too long.

If they lack internal organs why can they digest people in what I assume is their stomach?

The wiki said they just have an empty space, and regurgitate whenever it gets too full.

Indeed. When their stomach gets full they puke up a “hair ball” made of people, then find new people to eat. They’re actually solar powered and get no nutrients from the eating of people.

That would be called a teratoma. A ball of mass made up of multiple meterials such as hair, bone, teeth or organ tissue.

wildphilosoraptor:
“ fuckyeah-nerdery:
“ catbountry:
“ ex-wife:
“ did-you-kno:
“ Source
”
“When I got my first cat, it changed me. There is something about holding a cat that makes your anger melt away. And if someone does something that upsets me—I...

wildphilosoraptor:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

catbountry:

ex-wife:

did-you-kno:

Source 

“When I got my first cat, it changed me. There is something about holding a cat that makes your anger melt away. And if someone does something that upsets me—I have to remember my cat. I can’t keep my cat if I get into trouble.”

"I asked if Major Cabanaw had concerns for the safety of the cats. “Of course, we always want to ensure the safety of the cats, and the staff is great about keeping an eye out for them. But mostly, it’s the offenders keeping them safe. I have never once seen an offender kill his own cat. We screen them to be sure they have no history of animal abuse. But I’ll tell you this, there was a guy killed in here because he had spit soda pop onto someone else’s cat.””

Wow.

Cats now control the prisons. They now have an army.

This post went exactly where I expected. Well done.

wwhalehunter:

thedoctorisaconsultinghunter:

hipsterinatardis:

If you don’t love Wallace, you’re wrong.

who wouldnt reblog wallace wells

extradan:
“Yeahhh, how dare they last for long!! who thought a concept like that is a good idea??
”
Sonic adventures 1 & 2 were good. also, I’ve heard good things about colours and generations

extradan:

Yeahhh, how dare they last for long!! who thought a concept like that is a good idea??

Sonic adventures 1 & 2 were good. also, I’ve heard good things about colours and generations

beben-eleben:

(via Pokemon Artwork)

The doublade and baynette wone looks like such a nerd I want seven!