Silver Tongue

*me on a date*

me: Hi, I am Erica! How are you? :) I am a game developer and I and my team are currently working on a impressive game. We would like to ask you a favor. Can you test it out and see how it works? Will take ONLY few seconds! Would appreciate your opinion and feedback. Try it on MY TUMBLR. Thank you very much darling, tell my how it was we can chat later!! Erica :)*~

zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

"Oh no! Temperatures above 32 degrees fahrenheit or above 0 degrees Celsius! My one weakness! How did you know!?"

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rosexknight:

a-random-mod:
rosexknight:
NOT SMALL KNIVES TOO
“And water! Who would have thought a small amount of water I kept in my house would ever get on me? What a world! What a wooooooorrrrld…”
“Also wood! No I can’t get past close doors!”

“Loooove my one other weakness! I mean, I feed off of it but for some reason it launches me across the map in a giant rainbow lazer when it’s in excess!”

Someone: *breathes*

Tumblr: that's RACIST and CULTURAL APPROPRIATION, HOW FUCKING DARE YOU, YOU PRIVILEGED CIS WHITE MALE HETERO FEDORA WEARING MOUNTAIN DEW DRINKING REINCARNATION OF HITLER!!!!

"Oh no! Temperatures above 32 degrees fahrenheit or above 0 degrees Celsius! My one weakness! How did you know!?"

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rosexknight:

NOT SMALL KNIVES TOO

“And water! Who would have thought a small amount of water I kept in my house would ever get on me? What a world! What a wooooooorrrrld…”

Send me ‘I want the K’ and I’ll generate a number

well-ahmme-ghoul:

chivalrousxhybrid:
1: Hot, Steamy kiss
2: Cheek Kiss
3: Nose Kiss
4: Forehead Kiss
5: Gentle Peck
6: Eyelid Kiss
7: Jawline Kiss
8: Neck Kiss
9: Collarbone Kiss
10: Chest Kiss
11: Stomach Kiss
12: Kiss Along the Hips
13: Kiss in the Rain
14: Upside-Down Kiss
15: Goofy Kiss
16: Underwater Kiss
17: Any of the Above
[ Some thing for me to do for an hour + tomorrow ]

the1janitor:

an easy bullshitter-test for Darren Wilson supporters is if they say something like
‘THE GRAND JURY MADE THE RIGHT DECISION!’
This shows quite plainly that they have no idea what they are talking about.
The grand jury’s job was not to decide whether or not Wilson was innocent or guilty. The grand jury’s job was to decide whether or not Wilson should be tried in court. When you are tried in court, you are considered innocent until you are judged guilty. So if you’re treating this decision like some grand proclamation of Wilson’s innocence, you’re either a troll or a bullshitter or an asshole.
Except in the most frivolous of cases, grand juries almost always indict. This is controversial, but it often makes sense. You have a case or an accusation and it needs to be figured out. So send it to trial. It has literally zero to do with deciding whether someone is innocent or guilty.
The key factor here is that a police officer was involved. I just said that juries almost always indict the accused, but when the accused is a police officer that statistic is turned on its head.
The main reason the grand jury did not indict Darren Wilson is because the prosecutor, Robert McCulloch made no attempt to persuade them to. The jury did not say “THIS IS INJUSTICE, WILSON IS INNOCENT, SET HIM FREE.” They listened to Wilson’s story, and no one attempted to convince them that anything else could have happened.

townies-of-salem:

Toyota Prius was the Median the whole time so we decided to have fun as a 5 group mafia.

It would have been funnier if they were vet.

I am chilling out at Starbucks after work to avoid the “conversation” my dad wants to have when I come home. On one hand, I despise Starbucks but in the other, he would never think to look for me here. The fact that he hasn’t even tried to contact me since noon is making me more nervous.

I came to work an hour early just so I wouldn’t have to deal with my father. I really don’t like to post personal problems unless it’s topical but I have gotten to the point where I’m yelling at nothing when I’m alone because I know it’s more effective than talking to my dad.