the-powerful-burst:

blue-eyed-hanji:

huffley6:

silence4us:

captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

catherinecasper:

I love Tumblr.

The red light one kills me every time

I lost my shit at the red light one.

I wasn’t going to reblog this until I got to the red light. I am laughing so hard.

always reblog the red light story

the red light one

About the condom one. Condoms can be too small because while they can probably fit, it would be very uncomfortable and the friction would cause chafing on the penis. Not to mention it would somewhat block blood flow to the penis so the erection wouldn’t last long.

antidarkheart:

tateshaw:

fancysomedisneymagic:

This is crazy….

Tis not crazy, Disney would have the voice actors act out a scene so that the artist could use it as a reference. In fact the audio for the Mad Hatter is all taken from this scene. 

So when someone tells you that “referencing is cheating”, just know that they’re lying. 

Nearly all of the best artists reference! 

Tracing is cheating. Referencing is not.

vinegod:

Holy shit, Angie no!!!!!! by Cody Reetz

sirphilliam:

Don’t be ashamed of your butt freckles, guys

So bootyful

ask-wiggles:

yes good

ask-collector, a-random-mod, and askpiratedash

Oh god, he looks like one of hte bird things from mario sunshine!

senseidezzy:

Doing good deeds doesn’t give u the right be a conceited asshole over it l o l

“Those who do good often seldom talk about it. Those who seldom do good often talk about it.”

zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

I had my first witch win outside of vigilantics.

I sent people to me almost every night. N1, I sent the jan to me and was doused so I managed to lynch the jan. An arso disconnected but there was another. Then when crepper didn’t vote guilty on the jester we thought was arso, we realized crepper was arso. So I stopped him from igniting by sending him to myself. But it wasn’t him. I don’t know what he was. Hell, there might not have even been a second arso now that i think about it because the only time two people claimed doused on the same day was D2.

jitterbugjive:

Y’know, post people

When a package has a giant “Do not fold” stamp in red 3 times on both sides of the package

That generally means don’t cram it in to a mailbox

just

y’know

IN CASE YOU FORGOT

-angry noises-

What was it?

discorded-eleventh:

((There. I did  a real update. Sort of. I did a better quality update anyways.))

Look at this crappy thing I did and go follow it and ask stuff and stuff