Silver Tongue
who said the puns were from you *breaks out pun book*

scraps-is-busy:

Laaaaaaaaame. Puns are for squares. You’re all so “cube”yical. Ha ha.

Wait, are we doing geometry puns? I can work from that angle

superbrybread:

pizza-supper:

jontron literally tweeted a smiley and people thought he was reacting to ferguson.

he literally said nothing about ferguson he just tweeted a fucking smiley.

no i’m serious

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this started a whole debate in the comment section. because jontron tweeted a smiley.

Note that he didn’t mention Ferguson at any point before that. SJWs continue to be fucking children that will extrapolate a negative viewpoint from fucking anything.

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superdoodles:
“ officiallyhydra:
“ cliff0rd1995:
“ buymefood:
“ if this didn’t make you cry of happiness you need to reevaluate your life
”
SPENCER ISNT IN THE “GANG” ”
UH CRAZY STEVE?!? I THINK SO
”
waiiiiiiiiiiiii do you do this to usssss.
”

superdoodles:

officiallyhydra:

cliff0rd1995:

buymefood:

if this didn’t make you cry of happiness you need to reevaluate your life 

SPENCER ISNT IN THE “GANG”

UH CRAZY STEVE?!? I THINK SO

waiiiiiiiiiiiii do you do this to usssss.

that-mecha-guy:

cartoonishquest:

Skyrim logic. 

Skyrim logic is the best logic

adurot:

alskylark:

vivziepop:

bendeet:

Jurassic World (2015)

AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

THIS SCENE, ARE RAPTORS GOING TO BE LIKE, FRIENDLY OR SOME SHIT? LIKE ARE THEY THE NEW PATROL POLICE OF THE PARK!? RAPTOR PATROL 2015!!

Pretty much my bet. Trained raptors being used to hunt down the new super Dino.

Do you think they trained the motherfucking T-rex?

nolanthebiggestnerd:
“ wedway:
“ nolanthebiggestnerd:
“ konkazuki:
“ OMG IS THAT BONZAI BUDDY?
”
what the fuck
”
That photoshop job…
”
I HAVE BEEN LIED TO AGAIN
”
I wouls rather have bonzai buddy in it.

nolanthebiggestnerd:

wedway:

nolanthebiggestnerd:

konkazuki:

OMG IS THAT BONZAI BUDDY?

what the fuck

That photoshop job…

I HAVE BEEN LIED TO AGAIN

I wouls rather have bonzai buddy in it.

rebelical:

whycantieatallthesefries:

orbmanson7:

ilikegusbetterinabuttondown:

Childhood movies taught me the most important thing of all: parents aren’t always right and they don’t always know what’s best for you.

look how many notes this thing has

I dont know how many times my mom has said things like that to me.

Ur mum wants u to fight dragons????

frankensteinfanclub:
“ you gotta be fucking shitting me right now i get cuts like those when i shave like what a load of horse shit
”
What is that, a mosquito bite? A zit?

frankensteinfanclub:

you gotta be fucking shitting me right now i get cuts like those when i shave like what a load of horse shit

What is that, a mosquito bite? A zit?

All I want from a life partner is to shower naked with them and have them massage my feet under the hot water as I massage their back. And then vice versa.

“FIRE IS CATCHING!”

jestre:

taren19:

jestre:

a-random-mod:

diamondfangedbarbarian:

versacekardashian:

“IF WE BURN…

EGYPT ‘2014

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THAILAND ‘2014image

HONGKONG ‘2014

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UKRAINE ‘2014

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MEXICO ‘2014

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PALESTINE ‘2014

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BRAZIL ‘2014

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NIGERIA ‘2014

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FERGUSON, UNITED STATES OF AMERICA ‘2014

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…YOU BURN WITH US!!”

Like the revolutions around the world that destroyed monarchies, it’s time to over throw capitalism.

It’s not capitalism that’s the problem, it’s people who abuse power

No, capitalism is pretty broken.

Regardless it’s still not the problem here. Governments and authority figures abusing their power is the problem. 

Then shouldn’t the system have kept them from doing that?

the last time the system worked was when the watergate scandal caused big political figures to be arrested and a president to resign.
the system does work, but only if the people make it work. The people can have the power if they all agree on it.