stripedshortie:

officertoast:

officertoast:

Wait… is it true that there’s an American flag in every classroom in America?

what the fuck? all we Brits have to do is shove a scone up our arse

ugh you fucking brits have everything

The thing is, people would be worried if another country, Like russia or germany, pledged allegiance to their country every day.

The reason why scootarooster never updates. I cooked and ate him.

hoofprint-is-spooky:

quartz-poker:

asknsfwcobaltsnow:

asksweetcheeks:

atrolux:

two-ts:

exbrah:

candyincubus:

Cumslut.

A preggo loving cock sleeve.

Wardrobe Malfunction with blue stripes

snake with legs

Horse that likes to wear human female clothing.

Overconfident and shallow herm dominatrix.

Boring geology nerd.

Explorer who has yet to realize that ancient temples tend to be cursed. 

Asshole who talks too much

Why did nobody make this one yet?

theultradork:

So I may have done some light mocking on Twitter.

Legend of zelda skyward sword: Too much sky.

doctorsassysteinbutt:

abbysucks:

disneybombshell:

queenfattyoftherollpalace:

Why

therorlord OH GODS WHY

imma see this image one more time before i step in and CORRECT THE ABSOLUTE SHIT OUT OF IT

this motherfucker done says his asshole son inherited his strong chin and i will not allow chinless zues up there to stand i just will not

BLESS YOU

orionettelle:

beheadtheprophet:

twingeneticist:

THERES

ONLY

116

SAND

CATS

LEFT

ON

EARTH

less humans more sand cats 

Seconded

Unfortunately, the fewest of a species you can have to repopulate something without inbreeding is 142 so they are doomed.

airyairyquitecontrary:

sleepyferret:

shitfacedanon:

dat-soldier:

sonnetscrewdriver:

dat-soldier:

did-you-kno:

Source

back the fuck up

There’s another story that I like about a Chinese general who had to defend a city with only a handful of soldiers from a huge enemy horde that was in all likelihood going to steamroll the place flat within hours of showing up.

So when said horde did arrive, they saw the general sitting outside the city’s open gates, drinking tea. The horde sent a couple of emissaries over to see what was what, and the general greeted them cheerfully and invited them all to come and take tea with him.

The horde decided that this was a scenario that had “MASSIVE FUCKING TRAP” written all over it in beautiful calligraphy and promptly fucked off.

Whoever that general was, he was clearly the Ancient Chinese equivalent of Sam Vimes.

did he just invite us over for tea nah man i’m out

This just keeps getting better

I fucking love history.

The tea ploy also sounds like a total Uncle Iroh move.

x-mozillafennekin:

Reminder that the same website that complained about ORAS having too much water also complained about HGSS being a remake with no new Pokemon.

Didn’t they also complain that X & Y Were too much like a pokemon game?

the-third-grump:

Arin

And Mark

Both had phases

This is amazing

the bottom one isn’t mark. It’s someone who was attempting a darkipliar cosplay.