And then Morlun gives up and gets the fuck out of the newspaper strip universe.
Darn it... I wanted to be Jesus. Then I could turn my enemies into wine.
only 75% wine.
Also, to turn wine into water, you would probably need to get some antichrist. Take that overly religious AA members!
I like how AA groups are like “I’m an alcoholic but jesus fixed that” when jesus was like “Yo, this party sucks. BOOM! All water is wine now! drink the fuck up!”
I'm not Jesus, but...
Well, that’s usually followed by a homophobic or sexist thing.
Like “I’m not jesus but he doesn’t want htis thing that he was actually totally into.”
Like seriously, he and judas were totally gay. He washed judas’s feet a lot which was basically slang for sexing them… And his best friend, Mary Magdalene was a prostitute. Also, his first miracle was turning water to wine.
Jesus was a gay alcoholic who’s best platonic friend was a prostitute.
A helpful tip foe life
Whenever someone say “I’m not XXX but…”
They are X. It doesn’t matter what the X is. The ex could be “racist” or it could be “Participating in drama” whenever it is followed by the word “but” they are it.
People on this website need to learn that achieving equality isn’t easy and can’t be done by a snap of a finger. It takes time.
Give it time. We’re not going backwards or stopping, we’re moving forward, slowly but still moving.
People also need to learn that you cannot achieve equality without addressing the issues for all parties and you cannot achieve equality if you demonize every member in a specific group.
