Bank fandom shut up in the notes
Hi I worked in banking for 5 years and bank-fans in the notes can shut the fuck up
You know perfectly well the whole edifice is immoral. I know that you know because *I* know. Some of you have sat where I have sat, two weeks before Christmas, trying to explain to a crying account holder that we cannot return over $300 in fees, even though the bank does not need that money
The bank didn’t have that money before
the bank didn’t have any expectation of that money, because getting it was total happenstance (with a side of intentionally arranging order-of-clearance to fuck people over as much as possible)
The money was earmarked arbitrarily and TAKEN, and if it was given back, nothing would significantly change for the bank, because giving the money back would only return the bank to the state of affairs before it earmarked and took the money
but it would change EVERYTHING for the human being currently crying their eyes out at your desk
You damned well know. Shut the fuck up.
Sometimes if you call and ask them to wipe an overdraft fee they’ll do it, if that helps anyone
a reminder: you a terf? fuck off. fuck off fuck off get off my blog! terf, radfem, whatever the fuck get your ass out of here! fuck off!!!
if you’re transphobic in general, guess what? you can eat shit and die
subject: my cat
symptoms:
- small
- makes small noises
- small brain (stupid)
diagnosis: baby
course of action: kiss on the head
a reminder: you a terf? fuck off. fuck off fuck off get off my blog! terf, radfem, whatever the fuck get your ass out of here! fuck off!!!
star wars has such a good sci-fi aesthetic. all the sci-fi these days looks so…… i-pad-esque, y’know? like Apple lived on into the year 3000 and produces everything. but star wars. star wars’ style looks like a microwave you’d find in your uncle’s garage. like the business calculator your mom used. like a SNES. DURABLE. no gloss.
yuushaninarenakattabakaraidaa:
professional haters
The best part is the backstory here, if you read into the thread, is that the player was a tournament judge who entered this deck as a protest with the hope of getting a deck size limit instituted. He saw other players running similar stall out strategies seriously, got fed up, took it to its absurdist conclusion, and successfully got a deck limit implemented.
Nice work, dude.
broke: mermaids are all women, which is why they’re called “maids”
woke: most eyewitness accounts of merpeople come from 16th and 17th century sailors, who would probably have assumed that they were all women just because they have long hair and look pretty
bespoke: merpeople aren’t all women, but they are all gay



