Fun facts about your sign here
this is not a christian company!!
satan is so clever i love it
she’s got it all figured out
I love at how the end she says “Jesus says my people perish from lack of knowledge” when she is talking like one of the most ignorant person on the planet.
Sometimes, I wish I could ban my students from saying the word “gay” unless we’re specifically talking about homosexual people. Today one kid said that the ceiling was gay. Ceiling can’t be gay. Ceiling can’t even be straight. Ceiling is ceiling. Ceiling’s sexual preference is light bulb.
Yeah, I’ve noticed quite the spark between them. There’s even been a rumor going around that they’ve screwed.
YOU
Yeah, but there’s another rumor that lightbulb is really tuned on by wall switch.
I DON’T KNOW WHAT THIS IS BUT THERE’S A FRENCH TURTLE AND I’M DELIGHTED
A FRENCH TORTOISE TALKING TO SIMON PEGG
THREE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS
Let’s be real, in a time before the internet people didn’t have more adventures and make more meaningful connections. They watched TV and listened to CDs. Before that they listened to records and read magazines. Before that they listened to the radio and read bad dime novels. Before that they embroidered or some shit.
People have been staying inside and ignoring other people for as long as there have been buildings.
I think we all needed this
