Silver Tongue
cleoselene:
“ the tipped minimum wage is one of the most vile things in American labor tbh
”
I deliver pizzas and have a tip wage. And sometimes assholes don’t even tip.

cleoselene:

the tipped minimum wage is one of the most vile things in American labor tbh

I deliver pizzas and have a tip wage. And sometimes assholes don’t even tip.

tuff-desperado:
“ genderexpansion:
“ Trans Guys | Bind Kinder
The use of ace bandages for binding is not only extremely uncomfortable, its dangerous.
Ace bandages contract around the ribcage, not allowing your ribcage to expand as you breathe,...

tuff-desperado:

genderexpansion:

Trans Guys | Bind Kinder 

The use of ace bandages for binding is not only extremely uncomfortable, its dangerous. 

Ace bandages contract around the ribcage, not allowing your ribcage to expand as you breathe, furthermore, putting you at risk for deformed ribs from prolonged use, as well as broken rib bones. 

Always use a binder, which is specifically designed for binding and shaping the chest. 

Can’t afford a binder? contact Aydian Dowling at point5ccclothing@gmail.com and get a binder for nothing more than the cost of shipping. 

for friends in need

I love the trope that I missnamed. It is supposed to be “where it all began” not “the book ends” but both are applicable.

It’s the trope where the events that happened in the beginning are repeated in the end.

So, it was a three maf game. We won with a surv. There were two meds. I was mafioso and due to the fact that the GF kills when the mafioso is Rbd, I was able to convince people I was surv. I acted like a neutral party helping the town and almost got hung but talked my way out of it with the help of the ret and the recently revived doc as well as the second med. The sheriff found that he was useless early on due to the framer. The first med was so convinced I was surv that she wasted her seance on me to tell me that she doesn’t trust the escort. I agreed and told her that if escort was maf, so was the real surv. So we lynched the escort on my word plus the living and dead meds words. Finally, we killed the sheriff and then lynched the living med.

It was a really good game. It was hard but my note taking and the meds communications as well as the escorts fumble allowed us to win with nobody other than the real surv suspecting me anyone who was actually maf. The other surv knew it was me, but he didn’t speak up because he knew which side lost and which side won.

paulamaf2013:
“ keithboykin:
“ “If you ask a Republican in Congress if they believe in climate change they say ‘Well, no…I’m not a scientist.’ But when it comes to a woman’s right to choose, suddenly they’re a doctor.”
- President Obama in Michigan...

paulamaf2013:

keithboykin:

“If you ask a Republican in Congress if they believe in climate change they say ‘Well, no…I’m not a scientist.’ But when it comes to a woman’s right to choose, suddenly they’re a doctor.”

- President Obama in Michigan on Saturday campaigning for Gary Peters.

BURRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNN

It’s a good thing they’re apparently doctors because they will need to treat that burn well.

amarilloo:

amarilloo:

ashelisms:

piyostoria:

fwips:

/stares into the fading sun

This happened to me a lot, but there’s actually a way to save it with photoshop! If the sketch is lighter than the lineart, that is. This is how I do it:

When that happens, I flatten the whole thing.

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And then click on Image > Adjustment > Levels

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Then click on the darkest shade of sketch you want to get rid of. In this case, the parts I circled below.

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Press OK, and there you go! 

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A clean and workable lineart!

I hope this helps? :D

SUDDENLY I AM STRUCK BY THIS HUGE EPIPHANY
THEN I SLAP MYSELF FOR NOT THINKING OF IT EARLIER

I… oh.. 

reblogging this again because I need it for homework! JOLLY GOOD 

This would have saved me a thousand times.

jathis:

buttastic:

ohofcourse:

famaululat:

So my sister just sent me this

holy shit 

LAUREN

OH MY GOD

xenomorphen:

hertzwhale:

ZUKO NO

A CLASSIC

Zuko is such a dork.

thatwritinglife:

suntbone:

salmiakkivodka:

If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex

But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage

But homosexuality is bad

I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with

Guys I got it

Society is literally telling dudes to go fuck themselves

I’m sorry I can’t not reblog this

amberrosesshavedhead:

221bbarricade:

favabean05:

staticdiplomat:

pickyourheartupoffthefloor:

the-goddamazon:

lancrebitch:

crunchierkatie:

i love seeing girls close ranks when their fella is cheating, instead of defending him and attacking the other girls. like seriously. it warms my cold, cold heart so much. 

i need the rest of this story, where did you put the body

I’ve always wanted to do this. I hope they all went out for ice cream later too.

i want an update on this

FUCKING AMAZING

FORCED TO FLEE WITH HIS NAN

Charlie Fisher was met by the girls shouting “liar, liar” as he walked out of arrivals.

A cheating boyfriend got his comeuppance when he touched down in the UK following a holiday – and walked straight into his three girlfriends.

Charlie Fisher, 20, had barely set foot on English soil at Luton Airport when he heard someone shouting ‘liar, liar’ – and saw the three girls he had been seeing being each other’s backs marching towards him.

Becky Connery, 17, said she planned the (not so) welcome party after finding out her love rat boyfriend had been texting a girl behind her back.

‘He came out and froze,’ she told The Sun.

The girls found each other through text and Facebook and hatched the plan (Picture: Lizzie Leeland-Cunningham)

‘We started calling him a cheat and a liar really loudly. He didn’t have anything to say.’

After seeing the message, Becky got in touch with the 20-year-old girl – who does not want to be identified – and together, the pair found a third girl through Facebook, Lizzie Leeland-Cunningham.

‘I just wanted to see his face when all three of us were in the same place,’ Lizzie, 19, told The Sun.

Becky later said that after confronting her cheating ex, he ‘ran to his nana’.

Charlie, from Hertfordshire, would invent friends and lie about family commitments in order to juggle the three girls, according to reports.

http://metro.co.uk/2014/09/16/rumbled-cheating-boyfriends-three-girlfriends-confront-him-together-at-airport-4870812/

Beautiful

It renews my faith in humanity to see girls get mad at the cheating boyfriend rather than each other.