Silver Tongue

jalex-pierced-veil:

mirahxox:

mellowmodesty:

wow this is fucking historic as fuck i can’t believe im seeing this

fucking love

“Okay, we’ve been serious for 10 seconds guys”

lizzymodblog:

blazing-forge:

lizzymodblog:

You know what they say, you can’t bake a pie without pissing off Tumblr.

First you add flour, then some sugar and salt, and then you accidentally say something offensive to a group of people you didn’t even know existed.

Then you realize that said group of people is really just a bunch of teenaged fuckwits playing in the oppression olympics with some made-up bullshit, and stop giving a fuck.

And then you crack an egg into the bowl.

Then you use the titular ingredient. Apples, cherries, peaches, not cherries though. Cherries are disgusting. And if you use apples, you need to slice them and put them in a cinnamon, milk and confectioners sugar mix before pouring in the base.

eriderp-ampora:

I FOUND IT GUYS I SPENT HALF AN HOUR LOOKING FOR THIS VIDEO AND ITS HERE

lizzymodblog:
“ GOD DAMN IT
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
WHY DO YOU PEOPLE POST LINKS IF THEY DON’T FUCKING WORK EVERYWHERE
THIS SHIT HAPPENS EVERY TIME
”
Does this one work for you? I don’t know if this one is regional or global but it’s a link to many shows...

lizzymodblog:

GOD DAMN IT

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT

WHY DO YOU PEOPLE POST LINKS IF THEY DON’T FUCKING WORK EVERYWHERE

THIS SHIT HAPPENS EVERY TIME

Does this one work for you? I don’t know if this one is regional or global but it’s a link to many shows like korra and gravity falls and shit.

ultrafacts:
“ aussietory:
“ third-way-is-best-way:
“ tuxedoandex:
“ kvotheunkvothe:
“ ultrafacts:
“ Source For more facts follow Ultrafacts
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EVERY TIME SOMEONE BRINGS UP THE LIBRARY OF ALEXANDRIA I GET SO ANGRY.
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but why
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Because it got burned....

ultrafacts:

aussietory:

third-way-is-best-way:

tuxedoandex:

kvotheunkvothe:

ultrafacts:

Source For more facts follow Ultrafacts

EVERY TIME SOMEONE BRINGS UP THE LIBRARY OF ALEXANDRIA I GET SO ANGRY.

but why

Because it got burned. All of that knowledge, lost forever.

The library was destroyed over 1000’s of years ago. The library consisted of thousands of scrolls and books about mathematics, engineering, physiology, geography, blueprints, medicine, plays, & important scriptures. Thinkers from all over the Mediterranean used to come to Alexandria to study.Most of the major work of civilization up until that point was lost. If the library still survived till this day, society may have been more advanced and we would sure know more about the ancient world.

freaky-pixie:

kairibloodheart:

gwaindrifter:

You know everyone is clamoring for Disney to go back to 2D animation, but what about Dreamworks?

I mean

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This shit

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was beautiful.

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Every big animation studio needs to be doing 2D AND 3D animation

Every big animation studio needs to be doing 2D AND 3D animation. Preach

Every big animation studio needs to be doing 2D AND 3D animation. Preach

pokemon throughout life

Elementaryschool: Fuck yeah, pokemon! My eevee will OWN YOU!

Middleschool: Huh? I-I don’t play pokemon… *hides gameboy advanced*

Highschool: Fuck yeah, pokemon! My pachurisu will OWN YOU!

Post Highschool: Fuck yeah, pokemon! My snivy will OWN YOU!

rebornica:

muffinninjafairy:

Timmy Trumpet ft. Savage - Freaks [Full Version]

OH MY FUCKING GOD

finch-wing:

This can only end in disaster

I’m having way too much fun with these

willisninety-six:

apollo-the-stray:

ravenclawcore:

tabbybeard:

too bad he got fired immediately after doing this

DAMN. 

He didn’t just bite the hand of Fox News. He cannibalized everything and left the brain as he found it inedible. Jesus fuckdamn christ.

Can’t believe it’s gotten so bad that I’m agreeing with a Fox News segment.

aaaaand here’s the perfect reason why I didn’t vote at all this week.

There’s just no real difference between Republicans and Democrats. For regular citizens who identify with either party? Sure, but for Congressmen? No. There is none.
Both parties will talk about major differences, sure, but once they’re elected they have exactly 0 incentive to actually work on and accomplish things. They’re getting paid either way. Congress had a 5% approval rating and we STILL let them get away with this. They know we’ve just accepted them as a mess, it won’t ever change.

I’m not mad that the Republicans now have the most seats in the House and Senate, because even with a Democratic majority Senate, nothing got done. It’s not like the Republican majority is a huge one anyways, it’s literally only a few more of them. So it will still be a dysfunctional mess and always will be.

This man got it spot on and he was clearly not joking around.


Too bad it’s illegal to speak out against the government in a country that founded itself by revolting against an oppressive government… Despite the fact that the taxes that lead to the revolution were completely warranted due to the fact that they helped us out of a war against frances colonies(now canada)