shoresoftheshadowlands:

aperfectillusion:

lettersfromdua:

aperfectillusion:

Step 1: Go someplace public with your laptop.

Step 2: Click HERE

Step 3: Press f11

Step 4: Start typing frantically.

Step 5: Make sure other people see your screen.

Step 6: ???????

Step 7: Profit

it helps if you roll your neck a few times, grunt and crack your knuckles. Trust me. 

 This has 80 thousand notes?!?!

THIS IS WAY MORE ENTERTAINING THAN IT SHOULD BE

Wear a jacked with a large collar and a baseball cap too. Like you’re trying to hide your identity from cameras but not people.

mabeltree:

“Guy who feeds the mob boss, & has bad timing, but his bomb ass cooking skills makes up for it.”

the-paradox-machine:

troyler-phanaye:

letsstickwithsam:

the-more-u-know:

lydiallama:

perchu:

shslvalkyrie:

What a time to be alive.

aRE YOU KIDDING ME? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. THIS IS SHIT. THIS IS A PEICE OF SHIT. NO HUMAN SHOULD EVER HAVE THIS MUCH POWER. THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT. THERE WAS A SET AMOUNT OF ICING ON EACH FUCKING OREO AND THATS HOW IT SHOULD BE, GIVE US THIS MUCH POWER THE ICING WILL BE SO UNEASILY SPLIT UP THAT WE WILL HAVE LIKE 20 COOKIES LEFT AND NO FUCKING ICING LEFT. THIS IS RIDICULOUS. THIS IS THE KIND OF SHIT THAT DESTROY SOCIETY AND TOPPLES THE GOVERNMENT. THIS IS TRYING TO SPARK GREED AND LUST AND GLUTTONY INTO THE HEARTS OF EVERYONE, THIS IS FUCKING EVIL DONT BUY INTO THIS SHIT. FUCK THIS,AND  FUCK YOU MOREOS

ok but are we all just pretending that this wouldnt happen

I almost didnt reblog but I started laughing so hard at the drawing posted under it I couldnt pass it up. 

omg it’s the real post, it exists! life complete

We shouldn’t have the power

An artifact!!

By the nine, I have only heard of this post in legend, only seen it in screenshots as though it were an unconfirmed myth like sasquach and loch ness monster.

And yet I stand here now, my eyes locked on the post that has inspired an entire generation. Truly, you are a hero of legend and myth mr. moreos guy.

godholdsmyheart15:

This is Po from Kung Fu Panda.

He is literally an overweight

Fanboy

Who works at a fast food restaurant

With the worst luck

Ever

And yet becomes

This badass

Dragon Warrior

Who still acts

Like

Himself

Who still hates hiking

And stairs

He uses his fat

To his advantage

And doesn’t let

His tragic past

Define him

This has been a Po appreciation post.

sourcedumal:

Bitch shut it down

Did she just get Simons approval? That is almost as impressive as her pole skills!

thesassycat:

uglyaustralian:

thesassycat:

Everytime

Every single god damn time I reach for the mouse I accidently grab my tiny violin case

why have you got a tiny violin case

for my tiny violin

zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

skarner:

What breed are these

Calico.

thefrogman:

Sephko by Gojko Franulic [website | tumblr | twitter | facebook]

theendofaspark:

this is never going to not be funny