lambslie:

dxindustriesinc:

jakewhyman:

ackerman-relatable:

novakian:

ohai-mg:

cuddleing:

i lost it with the salad

completely lost it at the gravy

are you srs i couldn’t make it past the brussels sprouts

billy i thought we all agreed to never be creative again

Billy has no friends.

Food is not a creative colour

Omg it’s back yess

I love that they didn’t use a pie graph to show how much pie was left. I think that was the joke.

aspiringbitch:

So the last time I was at WDW this happened..

Awe man, I was hoping Gaston would try and pick up Mjolnir and go straight to the ground.

thathalloweenlover:

When you name yourself a role and actually get that role

Especially if you’re a jester named jester.

And madam diamonds. They all three are the same person. But they are no longer relevant. they’ve shut up and probably made an alt account. 

thevorebin:

Y’know? Normally, I don’t eat ponies so skinny, but wow, you were simply delicious~

mx-bones-deactivated20160831:

what the fuck

It does. That’s why you get light headed when you stand up too fast.

deliberalis:

youcanfuckingbiteme:

Playing a Bethesda game like

zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

australianpikachu:

australianpikachu:

*leaves facebook forever*

I thought you left facebook forever?

lennythereviewer:

jack-o-samtern:

derinthemadscientist:

gooseweasel:

derinthemadscientist:

averyoddfishindeed:

derinthemadscientist:

bluecinnamonbunzuh:

evanj2014:

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me-myself-and-will:

carrot0nesie:

ladies and gentlemen, the american education system

My school apparently ran out of toilet paper a few weeks ago and my Spanish teacher was telling the girls to keep a roll in their purses and the guys to keep a roll in our backpacks. North American Education system.

this is basically any public school in the world tbh

bet the football teams have new equiptment though

Whoop there it is

No I’m not even kidding I bet my life that there is equipment and a well managed field for the football team. Probably a good baseball and basketball team for guys. Other sports not so much.

This is NOT any public schooling system in the world! Australian public schools do not have this problem! How the fuck does a school not afford basic bathroom amenities?! If that happened here there would be an immediate school funding revision campaign! I assume you guys are joking about the football teams because there’s no way overblown American sports movies are real. Does your government just… not fund schools? 

A running joke in my high school is “…but we can’t afford paper!” because a few years ago, my entire school system had us recycling each and every scrap and refusing to pay to get teachers copier paper. We were all asked to bring in our own paper, because school just wasn’t going to provide paper anything. Ironically, same year the football field was renovated.

That…

That can’t possibly be right. 

My high school had chunks of the ceiling falling down periodically, because of water and mold damage. I remember being in the gym for basketball practice and a huge grate fell down and scared the crap out of us. No one was ever hurt, and the state health department declared the levels of mold to be “not immediately dangerous” and so it was left alone.

They once had to close down an entire section of hallway and stairs because one year, the toilets flooded on the second floor and soaked into the ceiling and walls. The next year, a chunk of ceiling fell out right below that, and the toxic variety of black mold was found. Again, the levels were “not dangerous” so they blocked off the area for a few weeks (making it impossible to get to class on time) until it was “cleaned up”. There were no windows, because when the school was built it was right next to an international airport (that has since moved) and the noise was too much at the time. So in order to keep the air flowing, they pumped air conditioning year round, including winter. 

And yes- the football field was in fact completely renovated before the buildings were even touched. 5 years prior to the original start date of high school building renovations. Also, while the football field was built with out a single hiccup, the school renovation was actually stopped after it started and halted for 4 years because the town didn’t want to spend the money on it. People argued that taxes shouldn’t be raised for that since they felt the buildings were fine as they were. Welcome to American public schools. 

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR SCHOOL SYSTEM??

FOOTBALL

OVERT RELIGIOUS LOBBYING

SCHOOL SHOOTINGS

CRUMBLING BUILDINGS AND NO SOAP

DO YOU LIVE IN A SEMI-DYSTOPIAN NOVEL

god bless america

See, this crap is why I refuse to vote

Why should I?

No matter who you ‘elect’ (and I use that term very loosely) the country will not magically heal itself and the school system will NEVER improve

When I was in highschool, we our first grades in each classrom were based on if we brought copy paper, notebook paper, pencils for the class, tissue paper and dry erase markers. Let me say that again. We were GRADED on supplying the school with supplies. OH, they were also doing renovations on the gym.