Silver Tongue

adurot:

conspicuouslad:

adurot:

goldfishgal:

Common Myths & Misconceptions About Goldfish
by patches a.k.a goldfishgal

Trying to explain this to customers at the pet shop and having them ignore or try to correct me was one of the most annoying parts of that job.

Correct me if I’m wrong, but aren’t goldfish also just really unsanitary as far as fish go? I know they tend to send the ammonia levels through the roof.

Indeed. That’s why their tank size requirements are so high.

rebornica:

Drunk Mike crying and wailing over Bonnie’s torn face like oHWWWA WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU BONNIE WHA a yo u dONT DESER VE THIS

And then pouring the booze on bonnies head going like “Shhhhh, this will ease the pain…”

adurot:
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“pembrokewkorgi:
“HOLY SHIT! When was Aquaman able to fly?!
Next time you guys want to bash Aquaman for being “useless”, look at this scene and then remember that flying is Hawkman’s ONLY ability in this show.
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That’s nice and...

adurot:

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pembrokewkorgi:

HOLY SHIT!  When was Aquaman able to fly?!

Next time you guys want to bash Aquaman for being “useless”, look at this scene and then remember that flying is Hawkman’s ONLY ability in this show.

That’s nice and all but what the hell is the point of wonder womans invisible jet? She can fly without it.

Maybe she’s In it right now and just pretending to fly while Aquaman hangs onto the wing for dear life?

tom-sits-like-a-whore:
“ Yo, Pepsi fired some shots, but Coca Cola fucking bazooka’d them back.
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tom-sits-like-a-whore:

Yo, Pepsi fired some shots, but Coca Cola fucking bazooka’d them back.

vinegardoppio:

here’s a roman carving of a penis with wings and legs having a penis where its penis should be as well as a penis coming out of its butt

the romans were laughing at dickbutt over 2000 years before the internet

bimb3tte:

On Oct. 15, Jennifer Laude, a transgender Filipina woman was found dead in a motel in Olongapo City, with her head resting against the side of a toilet bowl. Source

She had multiple injuries around her neck and according to her autopsy, died of drowning. She was drowned in a toilet bowl. Source

The main suspect is US Marine PFC Scott Pemberton. 

Jennifer Laude was killed brutally and mercilessly. What happened to her is sick and she deserves justice. But what do people say? People say this:

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People are actually siding with a murder who DROWNED A WOMAN HELPLESSLY IN A TOILET BOWL. They are justifying murder with the transphobic set of my mind that “she deserved what was coming because she wasn’t upfront about her original gender” 

I hope, I so fucking hope, that the Philippine government takes this case seriously and doesnt make a military alliance with America more relevant than the this blatant act of transphobia 

pembrokewkorgi:
“HOLY SHIT! When was Aquaman able to fly?!
Next time you guys want to bash Aquaman for being “useless”, look at this scene and then remember that flying is Hawkman’s ONLY ability in this show.
”
That’s nice and all but what the hell...

pembrokewkorgi:

HOLY SHIT!  When was Aquaman able to fly?!

Next time you guys want to bash Aquaman for being “useless”, look at this scene and then remember that flying is Hawkman’s ONLY ability in this show.

That’s nice and all but what the hell is the point of wonder womans invisible jet? She can fly without it.

saccharinecyanide:

Progress of my Chica cosplay.

Hating someone because of their gender is wrong and makes you an ass.

Hating someone because of their race is wrong and makes you an ass.

Hating someone because of their sexual orientation is wrong and makes you an ass.

Hating someone because they were born something different than you and are in circumstances beyond their control is wrong and makes you an ass.

it doesn’t matter if you’re a demi-trans-asian or a cis-het-white, hating someone because they were born something is wrong and makes you an ass.

jestre:

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jestre:

Time goes too slow when there’s no deliveries.

Odd. It was slow for me too. I only went on three deliveries all day. Wait, are we talking about pizza or babies?

Food, ya nut. :P

I deliver pizzas, what do you deliver?