Silver Tongue

badendbirds:

Evil!Lup has almost definitely (accidentally) kidnapped the world’s greatest detective.

i think you mean adopts. do you think she indoctrinates him by offering the nature of the grand relics as the greatest mystery of the world?

poopflow:
“ u know she dead
”

poopflow:

u know she dead

chefpyro:

Estrogen is a performance enhancing drug that makes you better at videogames

estrogen is the real gamer fuel

wind-up-key:
“ tubaterry:
“”
Pronounce Saxophone like Persephone, I dare you
”

wind-up-key:

tubaterry:

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Pronounce Saxophone like Persephone, I dare you

lastvalyrian:

rincewindthecheese:

hustlerose:

gothcostco:

gunsandfireandshit:

PLEASE READ THIS ARTICLE

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From another article i read today 😭

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he wasn’t even there to be a contestant he joined the crew as a CHINESE TEACHER but the directors noticed his good looks and begged him to compete. poor guy made it to the finals and if he had been one of the winners he would have been contractually forced to be in a boy band whether he wanted to or not

this is the closest any human being has ever come to actually being sold to One Direction