Silver Tongue

fandom-pride:

Ellen has been waiting to make that joke since fob came back

“I wish the lich was dead”

outofcontextdnd:

- the most beautiful waste of a wish ever

Draw whatever the fun fact that you were not the fastest sperm. Other sperm start burrowing into the egg and die on the way in. You were an opportunistic sperm that waited for the others to die making it easy for you to burrow in. Maybe? Please? Oh god please!?
Anonymous

wardenasksthings:

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Actually, the fastest sperms die hitting the wall of the egg. The one that gets to fertilize it is just the first to break through the egg wall after many others weaken it.

Why does cherry even have to be a flavour?

In other news, I’m done with all the holloween candy that I am willing to eat.

sorry-i-like-the-lights-off:
“a-random-mod:
“ Ruby pinch being walked on while she was enjoying a certain magazine.
Part of a NSFW art trade with a sorry-i-like-the-lights-off
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Other end of the trade for Silver of his character.
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yesss

sorry-i-like-the-lights-off:

a-random-mod:

Ruby pinch being walked on while she was enjoying a certain magazine.

Part of a NSFW art trade with a sorry-i-like-the-lights-off

Other end of the trade for Silver of his character.

yesss

Ruby pinch being walked on while she was enjoying a certain magazine.
Part of a NSFW art trade with a sorry-i-like-the-lights-off

Ruby pinch being walked on while she was enjoying a certain magazine.

Part of a NSFW art trade with a sorry-i-like-the-lights-off

adurot:
“atryl:
“The Booty
Part of the patreon art pack.
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adurot:

atryl:

The Booty

Part of the patreon art pack.

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If you like my art and you would like to support me, you can do it on patreon or by donating. Every bit is highly appreciated, thank you! <3

Don’t play with your food.

Are you saying that to pinkie pirate or the tentacle beast?

knightarcana:

fuckyeahplussizealternatives:

toomanyfandomssolittletime:

maahammy:

jadethemerman:

ladyxgaga:

July 28th, 2014: Out and about in New York City

How problematic

im gonna fuckin throw up

Okay, okay calm down, people.

While you are all losing your mind over ‘cultural appropriation” of an Indian dress, nobody actually consulted THE INDIANS. 

In our country, if a foreigner wears an Indian saree, we actually appreciate it. It shows that the foreigner respects us enough to try our clothes. And the saree, mind you, is not a religious thing. Hindus can wear sarees, Muslims can wear sarees, Sikh’s can wear sarees, Jain’s can wear sarees and so on.

Like Americans have short dresses, compare that with sarees. Going to a party? Saree. Going to temple? Saree, and so on.

Some Indians wear it, some don’t. Some hate it and think its oppressing, some love embracing the unique style.

Point is, don’t hate on her for wearing this. Don’t hate on anyone for wearing sarees or any variations of sarees. We love to see others embracing our culture. Why do you think we open our gates to allow everyone to practice yoga and find spiritual meaning?

Culture is not meant to be kept within four walls, it should be spread.

I did not know this. That is really interesting to find out. Thanks for the information.

“Culture is not meant to be kept within four walls, it should be spread.”

separation of cultures is just an illusion that society has casted upon the world.

I have self control too but I'll just be sitting there then *sudden boner* and its just "where did you come from? I was freaking turning on my computer!"
Anonymous

wardenasksthings:

I don’t get those…
Usually boners happen from either dirty talking or…specific voices…

Many times, random boners come from batters being full and pressing on your prostate causing feelings of arousal. That is what causes morning wood.

theofficialariel:

Tink and Peter go on an adventure