“Curing AIDS? Shit, that’s like Cadillac making a car that lasts for 50 years. And you know they can do it, but they ain’t going to do nothing that fucking dumb. Shit, they got metal on the Space Shuttle that can go around the Moon and withstand temperatures of up to 20,000 degrees, you mean to tell me you don’t think they can make an El Dorado with a fuckin’ bumper that don’t fall off?”
- Chris Rock (“Bigger and Blacker”, 1999)
I Just realized something. If jot went through the mirror, he would become a dog. what breed would he be?
laptop overheating?? pour water on it to cool it down!
i trusted you
Do not trust people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people
jesus christ that took a turn
the style clash here is so deeply aesthetically upsetting the blunt realisation that fat and colourful pete the cat coexists in the same universe as geoffrey rush’s captain barbossa is giving me vertigo
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If you replaced “football” with “video games” you’d have Anita and every other RadFem in the gaming industry in a nutshell.
“Got an extra controller? That’s right, a woman wants to play video games! How about that?”
"Well, that’s super duper, Anita. In fact, we already got four girls playing online right now.”
“You do?”
“Uh huh. But we’d love to have you on board.”
“Well, I’m not really a fan of video games…After all, what civilized person would play games with such violence against women?!”
“Well actually, Anita, the violence is only committed against fictional women and men.”
“Yeah, and studies show that video game violence has little to no impact on the way we treat people in the real world.”
“Stop oppressing me!”
Anonymous
just because you’re confused doesn’t mean it’s out to steal your fucking drawings oh my god
“granting them use” literally means that they can use it for log in screens, resize it for mobile blogging, and have the ability to store it at all. granting “derivative works” as they defined, means that other people can reblog it, otherwise there’s just a bunch of copies of your art out there on people’s blogs and you could sue with that loophole
christ people quit crying wolf, it’s fucking annoying and you’re scaring the kids who have a hard time understanding legal talk. quit making petitions to change something that DIDN’T EVEN HAPPEN oh my god
And people wonder why we like to fact check things before believing them.
My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?
I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”
Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay
STOP REBLOGGING THIS HE HAS A TUMBLR
