prguitarman:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

School and Tumblr

In my senior year of high school I wanted to know how much space each student had in the system so I made a new folder, then another new folder and put the first folder inside. Then I made a new folder and put the other one inside. So each time I did this, the folder grew in size until it would take a good half hour to do it due to how great the size got. What I didn’t know was that all computers shared the same hard drive and eventually I shut down the school network because of this. Computer classes were cancelled. Teachers couldn’t update scores for their students. Eventually the entire school failed to function and all students could do was play SNES ROMs because of a shared SNES ROM folder I added to the school network. I took down the system.

I have some friends who are still in highschool. I want you to do this.

hoofprint-is-spooky:

vupralien:

sushigrade:

headcanon.

HEY. I said that…. Sweet I’m not the only one.

My theory? During the final battle, Thor is critically injured, and can’t reach Mjolnir. So, Cap, now without his shield, picks up Mjolnir for a big climactic battle.

The captain is worthy to weild Mjonir

It’s because he’s pure of heart. That’s why he stayed hot when red skull became red skull after using the serum.

So I have the money for my toll bill (despite not getting any nsfw emergancy commission requests) so yeah.

scraps-is-busy:

But who would wear them? 

yes

snoopsmoggysmogg:

spoopyuhura:

deducecanoe:

reverseracism:

ultrafacts:

Source For facts, Follow Ultrafacts

Reblog the shit out of this, ok? Everyone was acting like he was some sideshow attraction while his fifteen min of fame ran its course, and look, he’s done A Thing. He is not an idiot, he is not just some stupid kid from the projects. He got his family out, and he helped other people. I know people say things need more notes as some kind of guilt thing. But no, this needs more notes. 13k is not enough.

Didn’t he also become a kickass hairdresser and businessman? This dude is the best.

EDITED TO ADD: AND he launched a sex offender tracker app! hoooooly shit

i always thought it was weird how people were making fun of a guy who saved someone from being raped and then warned people on the news to defend themselves against rapists, like, this dude is cool as shit

muftiday:

do you ever see a picture of your internet friend for the first time and you just kinda think
it appears i have accidentally befriended a beauty goddess.
well
shit

letsslayagain:

0mikohakodate:

zenbab:

somebody left a whole fish in the toilet at mcdonald’s

this is the second post i’ve seen about finding a whole fish in a mcdonald’s bathroom, and they were clearly two different fish

what the fuck is going on

What the actual fuck… I just saw two of these….

takshammy:

This week on “I found it in the McDonald’s bathroom”

ulthirteen:

breelandwalker:

obstinate-nocturna:

bemusedlybespectacled:

inkfromtheoctopus:

Addams Family Values (1993)

Gomez knows how its fucking done.

Gomez gives out better relationship advice than like 90% of dudes.

Gomez Addams is a suave motherfucker who loves his wife more than his own life.

Everyone should want a Gomez. He’s p cool.

Gomez and Morticia Addams actually have a very loving and extremely healthy relationship, both in the old TV show and in the more recent movies. They were also one of the first television couples to be shown to have an active (albeit offscreen) sex life. Their frank attitude towards sexuality was shocking in its’ time, but their relationship and their family dynamic is actually more functional and more…dare I say it…sane than most families portrayed on TV.

The comedy in the show came from the family’s “odd” lifestyle, rather than from infighting and petty bickering, or worse, as was common on other shows of the time, thinly veiled references to spousal abuse. They didn’t make fun of each other or act like their children were creatures from another world. Were they strange and outside of social norms? Yes. Were they united in creating a loving home and being good, supportive parents? Absolutely.

These two support and adore their children, care for an aging mother and an estranged brother, put family before everything, and they love each other, wholly, fiercely, without reserve. They are every bit as much in love after at least a decade of marriage as they were the day they met.

Relationship goals. LIFE goals.

I want to accomplish these goals…all these goals that this lovable family have accomplished on the screen.

I think that the reason why the adams family was one of the most functional and healthiest family is because it was supposed to be the antithesis of what families are really like.

leadhooves:

shutupnurse:

parkingnexttomyself:

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OMG

YES