Silver Tongue
AND YET A TRACE OF THE TRUE SELF EXISTS IN THE FALSE SELF

eternal-fractal:

moonguy:

fonchi262:

cloudmancy:

this post is about plastic dinosaurs

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tikkunolamorgtfo:

invaderxan:

funnytwittertweets:

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Tumblr burned down years ago, and now a tranquil meadow has grown from its ruins

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Originally posted by katsukes

Tumblr is that barren pasture in Costa Rica that was purposely filled with 12,000 metric tons of orange peels by conservation researchers. Initially, the orange peels decomposed into “sludgy stuff filled with fly larvae.” This led to accusations that the juice company providing the peels were “defiling the land,” and thus, the site was ultimately abandoned. But when researchers went back about 15 years later, they discovered “the arid landscape had been unrecognisably transformed into a dense, vine-filled jungle… as for how the orange peels were able to regenerate the site so effectively in just 16 years of isolation, nobody’s entirely sure.”

And that, my friends, is Tumblr.

dsmsix:

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DJdrummer (2021). Saturn Devouring His Son [Balloons].

the-feral-bi-mom:

consultingravenclaw221b:

doctor-sherlock-strange:

kryptic-krab:

gothic-but-will-fight-u:

noodles-07:

everything-is-ace-culture:

Saturn is aroace culture

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OKAY Saturn is for the aroaces and Jupiter is for the trans people who’s gonna claim the next planet we need to make outer space gay so the homophobes can’t have it

Venus is for the sapphics

sapphic and y e s

Pluto is for the enbies

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Can the bi’s have mercury

Why not we already have Freddie

What does Cyana taste like? Like does it just taste like flesh? Or is it like some sort of food? Please explain.

itsapmseymour:

theaviskullguy:

itsapmseymour:

…I’m sorry what??

answer us muppet

Please don’t eat my waif

clearly she would taste like cheese. shes made of moon

luxwing:

luxwing:

I miss when electronics came in at least six colors and none of the colors were beige

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Why the hell did we stop doing this????