staff:
taylorswift:
GUYS. It’s Taylor. I’m taking over Tumblr Radar today! Stay on your dash to see what I’ve picked out! (See them altogether here.)
Have waaay too much fun today, Tumblr.
*blushes* *hyperventilates* *dies*
Hey, instead of freaking out about a woman who complains that every relationship she has ends badly despite the fact that she sings about being jealous and the friendzone and stalking, why don’t you work on turning the dashboard back to the way it was?
Look at how much space is being wasted? It was much quicker to do things when all the buttons were in a small compact space. What in the actual hell staff?
Dear tumblr staff,
Stop. Please. We like the old blue. we like the old layout. Remember how bad your last change was? Remember how it was so bad that you changed it back in two minutes? That was a sign. A sign that tumblr was fine the way it was. Please stop trying to change it. we like the way it is. we don’t want it to change. It was perfect the way it was before.
Sincerely, a tumblr user.
tehsmarticus:
Im just gonna leave this here….
Dammit smarty, I had nigtmares about this that ended with ze giving up youtube forever!
jitterbugjive:
This girl keeps trying to use proxies and multiple accounts to spam him with calls and messages and now she’s threatening to call the police on him
good luck with that honey
Police: Police, what’s the problem
Galaxy: A person on the internet is ignoring me no matter what and now people don’t like me!
Police: Uhh, I don’t think that’s in our job description.
what about NSFW art trade?

Anonymous
I need money so no art trades. NSFW commissions.