Silver Tongue

pembrokewkorgi:

asksolarflair:
crowleyseverlastinglineofhell:
Upcoming comic book movies 2015-2019
ok yeah but, where’s the black widow movie????
To put it in the least sexist manner possible and rustle the least jimmies I’ll say this.
Black Widow is about as interesting as Hawkeye and I wouldn’t be interested in either beyond an obligatory in universe eyeballing.
Don’t take it too hard though. I’m only interested in Aquaman due to the fun reinventions of him they’ve done a time or two.
And The Flash? Barely passable. I just was never that interested. I want another Green Lantern movie.
Whatever, man! The Flash is probably one of the most bad ass heroes in existence. He also has the second best Rouges Gallery ever. Read some Mark Waid or Geoff Johns written Flash comics sometime, he’s awesome.

They should get shaq to play shazam

rambeltilx:

birdghost:
videohall:
A parakeet trying his hardest to say ‘Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition’
I’M CRYING
the spanish inqui-baby bird

thegamercat:

Read the next comic on Tapastic!

“I know you’ll love it because you already have four just like it!”

Is that a reference to what I think it is?

jitterbugjive:

Watching more modern kids movies in general with romance I’m starting to recognize a disturbing trend that honestly concerns me.
I noticed a pattern: Lazy/Jerky/Antisocial/Grouchy male character meets female lead.
Female lead is usually either 2 things, super naive, kind, and sweet, or a super strict workaholic.
And in the end they wind up together because the girl warms the guy’s heart and he changes for the better
This shouldn’t be the mentality we should be giving people about relationships, honestly. This is one big reason why so many girls think they need to be the ones to change their ‘bad boys’, why they get trapped in abusive relationships with assholes who claim these girls make them a better person while they continue to act like a jerk.
Many people, men and women alike, are stuck with this mentality that they are obligated to make a broken person whole. That isn’t your job. Your job is not to make a person stop being bad, it’s not to fill in the hole in their hearts. Yes, encouraging someone to be a better person is good, but thinking that you’re the only one who can do it, that you have to stay with that person, that eventually they can change and that their bad attitude is something to pity and nurture…
No, it’s bad.
It’s really really bad.
Funny enough I was thinking about this when I was watching Chicken Run. Because let’s be honest, Rocky was an irresponsible and lazy jerk and it took him forever to show an ounce of respect to Ginger.
Or let’s look at Frozen’s “Fixer Upper” lyrics, which I’ve always really hated:
“So he’s a bit of a fixer upper
But this we’re certain of
You can fix this fixer upper up
With a little bit of love!”
"The way to fix up this fixer upper
Is to fix him up with you!”
"People make bad choices
If they’re mad or scared or stressed
But throw a little love their way…
And you’ll bring out their best!”
Fuck that song and the message it teaches young girls.

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jitterbugjive:

Why are there so many fucking psychos on the internet jesus christ how do you people breathe

There are psychos everywhere. They are just louder on the internet.

zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

justcreaturethings:

typical

Buy his shirts

damnbluspy:

GRAVITY FALLS DELETED SCENES

Just in case any of you haven’t seen this yet, Its a bunch of deleted scenes of how Bill and Dipper met and so on. If you have already watched the dreamscaperers episode then i fully recommend that you watch this as well!

a-christmas-spudgy:

baebees:
dontgobreakingmyhart:
unendinglyrandom:
pandacows:
the pizza guy’s confusion makes this video so brilliant
Haha
dontgobreakingmyhart
have you seen this? Seems like something you’d enjoy
This is PERFECT.
PAY FOR THE PIZZA
Domino’s should make this a commercial

This pisses me off because he didn’t pay.