Can You Survive? A Halloween Choose Your Own Adventure! by noobtheloser
Hey guys, here’s a thing I made for CollegeHumor for Halloween. Each decision is more deadly than the last! Peril lurks around every corner! CAN YOU SURVIVE?!?!
Hint: Probably.
I won by changing my own tire…
Also, I stabbed the narrator…
I am the true monster.
My newest problem is an $87 toll bill which is my fault for not paying it when it was $0.67 a few months ago…
Remember kids, pay your toll bills when they’re cheap!
So, I am doing some cheap nsfw commissions for $15 each (price may vary depending on the details) but an NSFW solo person will be $15 and that includes lines, colour and shading. (Extra characters and background cost extra)
So yeah, I’m opening 5 slots. Get them while they’re hot!
1. open
2. open
3. open
4. open
5. open
I think I’m getting sick…
Sick of bad puns?
No just normal kind
I wanna make a hospital pun but I can’t think of any.
I’m losing my drive to draw
help
Nobody can help. You will draw when you get your motivation back. One thing that can motivate is to look at the early works of an artist you admire. See how far they’ve came. Know that you can get just as far.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
Laughed harder than I should have
He burned himself to see everyone else go up in flames.
“He burned himself to see everyone else go up in flames.”
It’s about sending a message.
Some men just wanna watch the world burn.
A nice looking couple brought their computer in for repair.
Client: It just stopped working.
They added offhandedly that they been smelling a “plastic” smell, and had also recently replaced a missing slot cover.
I nodded, outlined my usual fees and told them to expect a call when I’m done.
I cracked it open, but nothing could have prepared me for what I’d uncovered. Dildos. Dildos everywhere. Melted dildos everywhere.
They seemed a little surprised when I called them back in, and looked downright mortified when I showed them the cause of their computer trouble.It turns out that their toddler found mommy and daddy’s fun-time stash and jammed the computer full of dildos, which had melted from the heat. It looked like a Jell-o factory had exploded in there.
Even worse, they turned to me, and asked:
Client: But you can still fix it, right?
