coelasquid:

skylorde:

livinmokotory:

adhdalistair:

penisennui:

(via Justin Jorgensen)
“In 2007 I worked with photographers Williams + Hirakawa to create a concept piece of me sleeping on a sheet cake. I though these cakes looked like pillows, and there’s the obvious play on ‘sweet dreams.’

I wondered if I could fall asleep on a cake and have sweet dreams. I didn’t. It was pretty gross really and wasn’t easy to wash off.

A few years later, outtakes from the shoot were sold to Getty Images as stock photos. I didn’t know this until 2011 when one of those photos made #13 on the wildly popular Buzzffed.com list of “60 Completely Unusable Stock Photos.”

Into 2014, the Getty Image photo continues to make the rounds on Facebook and Tumblr.”

i can’t believe i leveled up enough to unlock cake pillow guy’s backstory

I can’t believe the “sweet dreams” joke didn’t occur to me

spitblaze:

spitblaze:

Reddit’s tech help threads may heckle you for being an amateur but at least they don’t try to gaslight you like Adobe help threads

You think I’m joking but I’m dead serious

death2america:

inky-cap:

ALT

today I offer you this tomorrow who knows..

turing-tested:

meshugenist:

soloveitchik:

incel-moved-deactivated20210803:

These are just decorations though. Grandma isn’t in the Santa fandom

“santa fandom” it’s called the church

outofcontextdiscord:

trans-mom:

↑↑↓↓←→←→BA

tastefullyoffensive:

Be safe out there Tom.

kittenchomp:

MY GIRLFRIEND JUST STEPPED ON A PRESSURE PLATE AND GOT KILLED BY A SPIKE DOOR LOOOOL