writersloth:

jakeperalta:

i just kinda automatically think of all my mutuals as my age but then one person will mention getting married and having a baby and another will mention going into their junior year of high school and i’m like wait what

Mutual 1: my husband bought me roses today!!

Me: your what

Mutual 2: *gets an ask that congratulates them with their 14th birthday*

Me: you’re what

cater-pickle:

Last drawing of the decade and of course it’s my favorite cow man 🐮🍵🐮 happy new year everyone!!!

yourewelcomeforbeingmyfriend:

plutotown:

biaesthetc:

ways bisexuals communicate

• finger guns
• thumbs up
• peace signs
• salutes
• “y’all”

wait a minute

ladyshinga:

detectiveoscarwilde:

ladyshinga:

Stuart Semple doing his DMV paperwork probably: *checks “yes” for organ donor*
Stuart Semple:
Stuart Semple: “*These organs may not be used by Anish Kapoor, or be used by anyone who intents to give them to Anish Kapoor, FURTHERMORE–

This is a very good joke, but I would like to remind everyone that you can actually give specific instructions about your donated organs and tissues. In fact, you can just donate tissues, if, for instance, your faith requires your organs be intact when you die. PLEASE sign up to be an organ donor, there are so many people who need them. 

This is some good information on my shitpost, everyone enjoy the good information

can i have it so i will only donate my bones and nothing else?

theminttu:

Our boy Widogast

bimboid:

incendavery:

sweet treat

adurot:

Heimdall pranks Thor.

zeldasoft:

taiomenoart:

I just found out all my OTPs have this dynamic and I had to draw it.