Silver Tongue

andythelemon:

narpoop:

thechef949:

narpoop:

no tablet? no problem! I can’t tell if I like the sketch better anymore, though ahaha

OMI HAD NINE DOTS!!! It was Master Monk Guan who had six. AARRGGGHH!!! But other than that, great drawing.

gomen

FALLS OFF CHAIR HOLY MOLEY THESE ARE WOW

jestre:
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MLP:FiM #24
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One of the few things I’ve liked from the comics. Getting sick and tired of the Dr. Who shit in the pony fandom.
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jestre:

wildmodblog:

followingponies:

It’s nice to Discord finally doing something for the community.

MLP:FiM #24

One of the few things I’ve liked from the comics. Getting sick and tired of the Dr. Who shit in the pony fandom.

Good thing you’re on tumblr where it’s common!

Though I will say that last comment irked me because I came around when it wasn’t as heavy as it is now, with Ask Mad Doctor Whooves and other small side stories, in addition to being the new voice of The Doctor in Whooves n Assistant.

I know it’s an outspoken opinion not specifically directed, and that you’re jaded, but calling it Dr. Who shit in the pony fandom feels like spitting on my face by association.

The proper thing to say would be “poorly written doctor who in mlp is getting old”

Because there are too many blogs and fics that are complete shit and have the Doctor. But then again, there are many blogs that are shit in general.

My point: things are good when they are written well. They are shit when they aren’t written well.

tokensthearcadepony:
“ carrotcatmd:
“ STORY:
On my way home from work, I stopped at Taco Bell for a quick bite to eat.
I have a $50 bill and a $2 bill. I figure with the $2 bill, I can get something to eat and not have to worry about irritating...

tokensthearcadepony:

carrotcatmd:

STORY:

On my way home from work, I stopped at Taco Bell for a quick bite to eat. 

I have a $50 bill and a $2 bill. I figure with the $2 bill, I can get something to eat and not have to worry about irritating anyone for trying to break a $50 bill. 

Me: ‘Hi, I’d like one seven-layer burrito please, to go.’ Server: ‘That’ll be $1.04. Eat in?’ 
Me: ‘No, it’s to go.’ At this point, I open my billfold and hand him the $2 bill. He looks at it kind of funny. 
Server: ‘Uh, hang on a sec, I’ll be right back.’ He goes to talk to his manager, who is still within my earshot.

The following conversation occurs between the two of them:

Server: ‘Hey, you ever see a $2 bill?’ 
Manager: ‘No. A what?’ 
Server: ‘A $2 bill. This guy just gave it to me…’ 
Manager: ‘Ask for something else. There’s no such thing as a $2 bill.’ 
Server: ‘Yeah, thought so.’ 

He comes back to me and says, ‘We don’t take these.

Do you have anything else?’ 

Me: ‘Just this fifty. You don’t take $2 bills? Why? 
Server: ‘I don’t know.’ 
Me: ‘See here where it says legal tender?’ 
Server: ‘Yeah.’ 
Me: ‘So, why won’t you take it?’ 
Server: ‘Well, hang on a sec.’ 

He goes back to his manager, who has been watching me like I’m a shoplifter, and says to him, ‘He says I have to take it.’

Manager: ‘Doesn’t he have anything else?’ 
Server: ‘Yeah, a fifty. I’ll get it and you can open the safe and get change. 
Manager: ‘I’m not opening the safe with him in here.’ 
Server: ‘What should I do?’ 
Manager: ‘Tell him to come back later when he has real money.’ 
Server: ‘I can’t tell him that! You tell him.’ 
Manager: ‘Just tell him.’ 
Server: ‘No way! This is weird. I’m going in back. 

The manager approaches me and says, ‘I’m sorry, but we don’t take big bills this time of night.’

Me: ‘It’s only seven o’clock! Well then, here’s a two dollar bill.’ 
Manager: ‘We don’t take those, either.’ 
Me: ‘Why not?’ 
Manager: ‘I think you know why.’ 
Me: ‘No really, tell me why.’ 
Manager ‘Please leave before I call mall security.’ 
Me: ‘Excuse me?’ 
Manager: ‘Please leave before I call mall security.’ 
Me: ‘What on earth for?’ 
Manager: ‘Please, sir..’ 
Me: ‘Uh, go ahead, call them.’ 
Manager: ‘Would you please just leave?’ 
Me: ‘No.’ 
Manager: ‘Fine — have it your way then.’ 
Me: ‘Hey, that’s Burger King, isn’t it?’ 

At this point, he backs away from me and calls mall security on the phone around the corner. I have two people staring at me from the dining area, and I begin laughing out loud, just for effect.

A few minutes later this 45-year-oldish guy comes in. 

Guard: ‘Yeah, Mike, what’s up?’ 
Manager (whispering): ‘This guy is trying to give me some (pause) funny money.’ 
Guard: ‘No kidding! What?’ 
Manager: ‘Get this. A two dollar bill.’ 
Guard (incredulous): ‘Why would a guy fake a two dollar bill?’ 
Manager: ‘I don’t know. He’s kinda weird. He says the only other thing he has is a fifty.’ 
Guard: ‘Oh, so the fifty’s fake!’ 
Manager: ‘No, the two dollar bill is.’ 
Guard: ‘Why would he fake a two dollar bill?’ 
Manager : ‘I don’t know! Can you talk to him, and get him out of here?’ 
Guard: ‘Yeah.’


Security Guard walks over to me and……

Guard: ‘Mike here tells me you have some fake bills you’re trying to use.’ 
Me: ‘Uh, no.’ 
Guard: ‘Lemme see ‘em.’ 
Me: ‘Why?’ 
Guard: ‘Do you want me to get the cops in here?’ 

At this point I’m ready to say, ‘Sure, please!’ but I want to eat, so I say, ‘I’m just trying to buy a burrito and pay for it with this two dollar bill. I put the bill up near his face, and he flinches like I’m taking a swing at him. He takes the bill turns it over a few times in his hands, and he says, 

Guard: ‘Hey, Mike, what’s wrong with this bill?’ 
Manager: ‘It’s fake.’ 
Guard: ‘It doesn’t look fake to me.’ 
Manager: ‘But it’s a two dollar bill.’ 
Guard: ‘Yeah? ‘ 
Manager: ‘Well, there’s no such thing, is there?’ 

The security guard and I both look at him like he’s an idiot and it dawns on the guy that he has no clue and is an idiot. So, it turns out that my burrito was free, and he threw in a small drink and some of those cinnamon thingies, too.

Made me want to get a whole stack of two dollar bills just to see what happens when I try to buy stuff. 

There actually are people who don’t know that $2 bills exist? Like full grown adults? Damn…..

zodiacmind:
“Fun facts about your sign here
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zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

rosexknight:

jestre:

rosenrot234:

herbie153:

rosenrot234:

yellowlycan:

ginacartoon:

GOOD LORD!

Knew the old ones wern’t dead!

Well I’m going to need a pack of depends to play this game

Chica made me fucking jump. I just woke up and see this shit on my dashboard holy fuck.

Also poor Bonnie :(

If those guys were real, I would restore them and well make them good again

No fun if they’re good

Foxy is falling apart! D:

Know what’s amazing about the people i the FNAF fandom? These machines are TRYING TO KILL YOU and you are FIGHTING TO MAKE SURE YOU DON’T DIE in the game, and there are still people emotionally attached to these characters enough to want to restore them and make frowny faces when some are broken.

I personally blame rebornica for adding a personality and backstory to the characters and making us care about them on a more personal level.

newyorksjojo:

matterboard:

ive said this before and ill say it again: notice how meta knights costume has no seams. meta knight killed a person. meta knight fucking killed this penguin and is now residing in their body

or maybe he just has the seams on the inside like anybody sewing a penguin disguise would do because he takes pride in his work instead of being a lazy glutton like Kirby who just waddles around like a fucking idiot eating everything in sight like that’s why Meta Knight is so embarrassed whenever you beat him and his mask comes off and he looks just like Kirby because an honorable knight of his caliber doesn’t want to be associated with that shitty-ass pink blob that somehow always saves everybody every god damn time just by eating things

I just like the thought of metaknight knowing the art of tailoring. I now have the headcanon that he makes his own cape and made the hat for bandana waddle dee.

my-little-ninja:
“ the-feather-kisses:
“ the-lincolnshire-poacher:
“ fandomsdevouredmysoul:
“ foreverwholocked:
“ whodunits:
“ cosbyykidd:
“ therenaissanceratchet:
“ obi-quiet:
“ Car sex just got a helluva lot easier.
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or homelessness
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two kinds of...

my-little-ninja:

the-feather-kisses:

the-lincolnshire-poacher:

fandomsdevouredmysoul:

foreverwholocked:

whodunits:

cosbyykidd:

therenaissanceratchet:

obi-quiet:

Car sex just got a helluva lot easier.

or homelessness

two kinds of people.

you could put a dead body there and put a blanket on it and people would think they were just sleeping and it would be a great way to transport dead bodies inconspicuously. 

* three kinds of people.

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HOW CAN YOU EVEN HAVE A GIF THAT’S THAT SPECIFIC?

I agree, it is highly unnatural…

You might even say it’s ….. “Supernatural”
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Dude, that would probably feel so good to sit on. I mean, normal car seats are a pain in the ass.

ginacartoon:

GOOD LORD!

Knew the old ones wern’t dead!

banavalope:

mayadile:

I’M FUCKING LOSING M Y SHIT OVER THE FNAF 2 TRAILER AND SCREENSHOTS

OH GOOD

roman-sunshine:

Beetles compromise 25% of all animal species. That means 1 in 4 animals is probably a beetle. Is it you? Is it your best friend? How can you be sure?

Well, theres me, jack, sarah and ringo and I’m pretty sure sarah might be the beatle.