Pears

never been on either

texas

courfeyclause:

wings-for-castiel:

headmeetsdesk:

radioactivemoose:

so for some reason hershey’s thinks that golden apples would be great to sell as valentine’s candy

so i got one and wrote this on top:

and left it on a table in the studio

less than five minutes later people were fighting about it

my plan has thus far been a success

I love you

you do realize this is how the trojan war started right

this is definitely how the college au of the iliad starts

I’m absolutely sure they knew exactly what they were doing. I would do the same.

mattbellamymuseofspace:

flying—blue—box:

stewie-just-said-that:

i-only-know-fandoms:

dfw-cub:

IN THE NAME OF SCIENCE!!

What if you rigged this on your porch so you press a button and the glass pours so when kids are at your door you press the button and this happens and you put red dye in it so it looks like blood 

Woah, easy there Satan.

thats a horrifying idea but its brilliant

jitterbugjive:

When people ask me “How did the Doctor get discorded?”

I’m just

Gee

I wonder if it was Discord…?

I dunno, maybe, I mean, that might be a stretch…

I want to hope that they are asking how discord discorded him like you would actually answer because then they wouldn’t be complete morons.

Zes Derpcraft just passed TBFP dark souls II on my list of youtube priority. Tuckers mianite is still on the top and gmod is just below super modded survival.

zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here